BREAKING EURO 2004 FOOTBALL UPDATE

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andyjeffries · Post by **andyjeffries** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:46 am

News Breaking on Sky Sports

It's just been reported that one of the French football players has failed a drugs and alcohol test yesterday (Monday) after the match.

If this is confirmed as positive, under UEFA rules, paragraph 6, sub-section 2e, France will forfeit their 3 points and they'll be appointed to their opponents, England.

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Celtis · Post by **Celtis** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:49 am

I hate you, though it did sound too good to be true

Jet Dee · Post by **Jet Dee** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:50 am

I'm gonna kill you, I was ready to leap through the ceiling when I read that!

The Ennead · Post by **The Ennead** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:04 pm

n1 m8

There was a story doing the rounds that after the match a few of the French players wives were seen trying to get off with the English players, they'd heard rumours that England footballers are the only guys that can be on top for 90 minutes and still come second

andyjeffries · Post by **andyjeffries** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:08 pm

Celtis wrote:I hate you, though it did sound too good to be true

Had me for a mo' when I first read it too...

abzs2k · Post by **abzs2k** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:48 pm

ROTFLMAO. Good one!!

plate · Post by **plate** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:15 pm

One thread to find them all and in the darkness bind them