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Can't wait to do emerge -C windows

You talk like they're serious ;)djprotoss wrote:Also no in a fundamental difference of ethos. There isn't anything like a version of portage for windows (afaik), and likely won't be, simply because the vast majority of windows programs (and more importantly, the programs that people use) are closed-source. As internet distribution continues to pick up, you might get a version of apt though. Indeed stardock's object desktop uses what acts like a very simple version of apt for its various options, although its only for the components of OD. Of course the problem is then getting people to agree to allowing their software to be distributed in this manner...
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Hangon, you want an ebuild of windows so you can do
emerge windows
emerge -C windows
????
anyway, it should be windows-bin and emerge windows would only work if you had ~x86...
How about fdiskTheCoop wrote: Can't wait to do emerge -C windows

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# emerge windows
* Unmerge only!
# emerge -C windows
/dev/hda1 FAT32
/dev/hda2 NTFS
/dev/hda3 NTFS
Scanning for WINDOWS, WINNT, SYSTEM and SYSTEM32 folders....
Found on /dev/hda1, /dev/hda2; removing...
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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[16000000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // mainI might (might?) be a psycho, but I've got to admit that was pretty funny (especially when thinking about the win95 time).duff wrote:Code: Select all
#include "workst~1.h"
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alias "emerge windows"="emerge kde"
emerge kde