OK, I found a bit of documentation on how to install java. It said basically, emerge blackdown-jre. So I did that, and then I ran java-config since it made sense to at least give that a test run. I got a message saying that no Java installation was found, and to run 'java-config --set-system-vm=???' to set a system-wide installation. But nowhere have I found the right syntax for blackdown. I tried --set-system-vm=blackdown and --set-system-vm=blackdown-jre, but neither of those worked. The man page for java-config didn't go over the possible entries there either. If anyone who has installed a JVM successfully could reply and let me know what they did, that'd be great. I'm not married to blackdown, I just saw it in some other documentation. I'll remove it if it leads to a proper JVM installation.