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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:51 pm    Post subject: Epic shit Reply with quote

Today I took a shit so massive that I had to stand up off the toilet so the second half could come out of my ass. I am very proud.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ineffective digestion. Waste of food. Think, in India in every 6 seconds a human starves to death.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jaglover wrote:
Ineffective digestion. Waste of food. Think, in India in every 6 seconds a human starves to death.

They should probably stop breeding like rabbits, then.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hoorah!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Next time, take a picture of it.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not clicking that link.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
I am not clicking that link.
No, you really should.

It was epic, Muso!

I was expecting Randy Marsh.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
wswartzendruber wrote:
I am not clicking that link.
No, you really should.

It was epic, Muso!

I was expecting Randy Marsh.


Thank you, thank you. I'd first like to thank my 45 years of dealing with their bullsh*t. I'd also like to thank Al Gore for inventing the Internet. Without AG, none of this would be possible.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
I am not clicking that link.


I was expecting a ratemypoo.com link I must admit.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Epic shit Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Today I took a shit so massive that I had to stand up off the toilet so the second half could come out of my ass. I am very proud.


Proud american!!
Stampede I call them.
Al Pachino said it best
And so on

Muso wrote:
Next time, take a picture of it.

So, where's that crapola?
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..Oh. That. We gave jesus a chance you know.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am trying to see if I can top it. Today I ate six slices of multigrain bread, a huge bowl of Wheaties, eight Fig Newtons, a big salad, an entire Family Size box of Triscuits, and four Fiber One bars. I'm farting about every 20 to 30 seconds.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
I am trying to see if I can top it. Today I ate six slices of multigrain bread, a huge bowl of Wheaties, eight Fig Newtons, a big salad, an entire Family Size box of Triscuits, and four Fiber One bars. I'm farting about every 20 to 30 seconds.

You definitely have enough carbohydrates. I've had like 2 grams today.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my God I still haven't shit, and my stomach looks like I'm 8 months pregnant!! What do I do?
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