Flatulare ergo sum!

[aCOSwt]

1/ As I did, you almost certainly read the recent papers from the NASA ruining hopes for life on Mars BECAUSE :
Discovery had not found any : Methane!

2/ Flatulare ergo sum can now be consecrated as a trivial scientific evidence.
I no longer worry! If aliens invade us, we'll, at least, be able to share some common views.

3/ OK, now from a communication standpoint, what do you (well... I don't mean you ) do when you'd like to tell something but, you feel somehow embarrassed ?
You... find and tell some immediate consequence of that something.
And... Because you are embarrassed... you'll, almost certainly, commit yourself into some more or less disgraceful/charming lexical or grammatical fault.

4/ From above, I deduce [(C) aCOSwt 2103 all rights reserved] that when George Berkeley (Philosopher && Bishop && English => 3+ good reasons for being a bit... hmmm... uptight) writes his now more than famous "Esse is percipi" (I won't translate English in order not to insult the reader) (Note that to is intentionally omitted), he, as a matter of fact, thought "Esse est flatulare".

It's interesting to note how one can find deep profundities into the most trivial evidences when the true fact is abstracted to the full profit of one of its immediate consequences.

QHAAA!
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[tylerwylie]

What?

[aCOSwt]

What what ?
You don't expect my English to be better than Berkeley's one, do you ?
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[Ahenobarbi]

Sonds a bit like comic on the right

[aCOSwt]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
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[Ahenobarbi]

I am Arthur, king of the Britons. I suppose.

[flysideways]

[Bones McCracker]

Methane gas might serve as evidence of most forms of Earth-like animal life, but it's not even characteristic of all forms of Terrestrial life, much less of any and all forms of possible life in the universe. To think so is narrow-minded and terracentric.

flatulo ergo sum

Or maybe they think there some element like phlogiston, except it's called phlatuliston.

[pjp]

[Butts McCokey]

I fart therefore I am... Hmmm, my cat is alive then!
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Since the bible and the church are obviously mistaken about where we came from, how can we trust them with where we're going?

"An eye for an eye will make us all blind" - Gandhi

[sikpuppy]

[Clad in Sky]

Flatulo ergo sum.
People just don't get Latin anymore.

Edit: Just realized that BK already corrected it. Thank you.
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Kali Ma
Now it's autumn of the aeons
Dance with your sword
Now it's time for the harvest

[erm67]

[aCOSwt]

[pjp]

[Clad in Sky]

I like Harry Potter, but the Latin in it concerns me. :/
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Kali Ma
Now it's autumn of the aeons
Dance with your sword
Now it's time for the harvest

[Bones McCracker]

[pjp]

[smartass]

You got it all wrong.

No methane on Mars just shows how it became that scorched red planet.

The aliens produced so much methane that when it reached the critical mixture, due to an unfortunate spark the whole planet was engulfed in fire for a few hours, leaving only a scorched red dessert.

No seriously, scientists ought to stop jumping to such big conclusions just because they didn't find something in a few drills, with equipment that may not be even working reliably after all that time. Or maybe it's the press that tries to jump to such conclusions from a simple report, because they need a news story that doesn't show how terrible our real problems are as nobody wants to listen to that. The news is slowly becoming Sci-Fi, it just gets more views that way.

[Bones McCracker]