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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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pjp Administrator


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He might win. _________________ I can saw a woman in two, but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer. |
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sikpuppy n00b


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It doesn't sound possible. How can seriously past it actors have top level government positions?. They might as well make a bodybuilder governor of one of the bigger states, it's just as ludicrous. Plus he is black, no way could he ever be president. |
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pjp Administrator


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Historical precedent. _________________ I can saw a woman in two, but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer. |
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energyman76b Advocate


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pjp wrote: | Hysterical precedent. |
fixed _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
I identify as a dirty penismensch. |
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pjp Administrator


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Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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History is often funny. _________________ I can saw a woman in two, but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer. |
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BonezTheGoon Bodhisattva


Joined: 14 Jun 2002 Posts: 1376 Location: Albuquerque, NM -- birthplace of Microsoft and Gentoo
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Henry Cote wrote: | The problem with political jokes is they get elected |
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pjp wrote: | The greater evil is voting for the "lesser evil." |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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What we need is an Asian president. They're smarter than white people. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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I'll run. Vote for me. _________________ "Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated, until defeat has been accepted as a reality." -- Bruce Lee |
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energyman76b Advocate


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notageek wrote: | I'll run. Vote for me. |
but are you asian enough? _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
I identify as a dirty penismensch. |
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energyman76b Advocate


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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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pjp wrote: | History is often funny. |
only if you are not part of it.
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What we need is an Asian president. They're smarter than white people.
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first you need a 'really black president'. I am just waiting for the first 'community activist' to claim that B.Obama's presidency was doomed to failure because he was not black enought. Some white guy must have peed into his gene pool! They will scream. And white males are at fault for everything wrong in the world and never ever did anything right. All important inventions were invented by black guys!
A couple of years and you will get to hear that. Enjoy the show. _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
I identify as a dirty penismensch. |
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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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energyman76b wrote: | notageek wrote: | I'll run. Vote for me. |
but are you asian enough? | If I run, I'll win by a landslide. Why? Since I'm a South Asian, the southern states of America will vote for me showing solidarity, while the Democrat heavy state will vote for me because I'm Asian and wouldn't want to be called racists.
Win, win. _________________ "Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated, until defeat has been accepted as a reality." -- Bruce Lee |
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energyman76b Advocate


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notageek wrote: | energyman76b wrote: | notageek wrote: | I'll run. Vote for me. |
but are you asian enough? | If I run, I'll win by a landslide. Why? Since I'm a South Asian, the southern states of America will vote for me showing solidarity, while the Democrat heavy state will vote for me because I'm Asian and wouldn't want to be called racists.
Win, win. |
sounds reasonable. Have you called Hawaii for your fake birth certificate? _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
I identify as a dirty penismensch. |
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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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A smart person is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I've called Dallas, TX for a birth certificate instead. _________________ "Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated, until defeat has been accepted as a reality." -- Bruce Lee |
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energyman76b Advocate


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notageek wrote: | A smart person is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I've called Dallas, TX for a birth certificate instead. |
clever _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
I identify as a dirty penismensch. |
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pjp Administrator


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energyman76b wrote: | pjp wrote: | History is often funny. |
only if you are not part of it. | And lack a sense of humor. _________________ I can saw a woman in two, but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:39 am Post subject: |
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notageek wrote: | A smart person is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I've called Dallas, TX for a birth certificate instead. |
I've heard it's pretty easy to get one in Florida, Louisiana, and New Mexico (in addition to Hawaii). _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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energyman76b Advocate


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BoneKracker wrote: | notageek wrote: | A smart person is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I've called Dallas, TX for a birth certificate instead. |
I've heard it's pretty easy to get one in Florida, Louisiana, and New Mexico (in addition to Hawaii). |
but those are smelly states  _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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energyman76b wrote: | BoneKracker wrote: | notageek wrote: | A smart person is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I've called Dallas, TX for a birth certificate instead. |
I've heard it's pretty easy to get one in Florida, Louisiana, and New Mexico (in addition to Hawaii). |
but those are smelly states  |
There's a reason they're smelly. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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sikpuppy n00b


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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: |
but those are smelly states  |
There's a reason they're smelly. |
Finger pulling festival? |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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sikpuppy wrote: | BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: |
but those are smelly states  |
There's a reason they're smelly. |
Finger pulling festival? |
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patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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BonezTheGoon Bodhisattva


Joined: 14 Jun 2002 Posts: 1376 Location: Albuquerque, NM -- birthplace of Microsoft and Gentoo
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: | BoneKracker wrote: | notageek wrote: | A smart person is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I've called Dallas, TX for a birth certificate instead. |
I've heard it's pretty easy to get one in Florida, Louisiana, and New Mexico (in addition to Hawaii). |
but those are smelly states  |
There's a reason they're smelly. |
New Mexico is mostly smelly because we don't get enough rain to rinse the stink off. _________________
pjp wrote: | The greater evil is voting for the "lesser evil." |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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New Orleans gets lots of rain, thank God, although there's still a greasy, waxy layer of scum on everything. All cities are like that to some degree, though.
The wind matters too, when it comes to stink. Cities stink because humans and their activities and waste stink. That's why the East and South sides of most American cities are the shitty parts; it's downwind, and nobody wants to live where it's stinky and polluted.
Most of the stinky industries were located in the downwind parts of cities to being with, cities have continued to expand downwind of them. People who can afford to live upwind.
So maybe it's not that that the poor stink, maybe it's that poor have to live where it stinks (although the cooking and eating of "strange" foods by immigrants and the lower standard of sanitation affordable to the poor probably contributes to this). Half of Miami smells like the alley behind a Cuban restaurant. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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