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sikpuppy n00b


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wswartzendruber Veteran


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Fran Guru


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juniper l33t


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Another good reason to ban them  |
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pjp Administrator


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I'm glad to see all of you overlooked the important part.
Quote: | repeatedly slap the left side of their chests – which stimulates hormones on that side of the body. As a result, breasts start to grow |
See what you can learn if you RTFA? If guns had already been banned, you likely wouldn't have that critical information. _________________ I can saw a woman in two, but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer. |
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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:33 am Post subject: |
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Wait a minute... if I slap a girl's breast(s) it is likely to grow? _________________ "Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated, until defeat has been accepted as a reality." -- Bruce Lee |
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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:03 am Post subject: |
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Thank you. _________________ "Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated, until defeat has been accepted as a reality." -- Bruce Lee |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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notageek wrote: | Wait a minute... if I slap a girl's breast(s) it is likely to grow? |
Temporarily, yeah, if you do it hard enough. "One, tit, SLAP!" |
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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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I understand.
http://youtu.be/QLjCMUJ0Qck _________________ "Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated, until defeat has been accepted as a reality." -- Bruce Lee |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah.
Apparently there has been widespread belief in Thailand (among other primitive cultures) that slapping tits makes them grow. Rumor has it the Thai government paid for a study to disprove this once and for all, and unexpectedly found there's some truth to it.
As a result, a tit-slapping craze has been sweeping Europe since this past Oktoberfest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-iI41ocReU
I'd say that's why these young German guys who have obviously bruised their chests have all gone to see the doctor about mammary "growths" like stupid little lemmings, and why some quack doctor who is probably making money somehow off this fad is taking advantage of the situation (as are our opportunistic, sensationalist, so-called "journalists", who are dragging us all into idiocracy). |
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sikpuppy n00b


Joined: 12 Jun 2012 Posts: 34 Location: Central Coast, NSW
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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I can see a lot of marines with really sore genitals because they extrapolate other results from this. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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sikpuppy wrote: | I can see a lot of marines with really sore genitals because they extrapolate other results from this. |
Half are already beating it. |
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