Guns make men develop breasts, study says.

sikpuppy

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/01/25/group-male-german-soldiers-growing-breasts-from-drill-training/

wswartzendruber · Veteran Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 1243 Location: ID, USA

Shit!

Fran · Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:10 am Post subject:

juniper · l33t Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 763 Location: EU

Another good reason to ban them :lol:

pjp · Administrator Joined: 16 Apr 2002 Posts: 17111

I'm glad to see all of you overlooked the important part.

notageek · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:33 am Post subject:

Wait a minute... if I slap a girl's breast(s) it is likely to grow?
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pjp · Administrator Joined: 16 Apr 2002 Posts: 17111

Combine it with other research...

Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness
Females drugged by Semen!
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notageek · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:03 am Post subject:

Thank you.
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notageek · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:00 pm Post subject:

I understand.

http://youtu.be/QLjCMUJ0Qck
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Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1605 Location: U.S.A.

Yeah.

Apparently there has been widespread belief in Thailand (among other primitive cultures) that slapping tits makes them grow. Rumor has it the Thai government paid for a study to disprove this once and for all, and unexpectedly found there's some truth to it.

As a result, a tit-slapping craze has been sweeping Europe since this past Oktoberfest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-iI41ocReU

I'd say that's why these young German guys who have obviously bruised their chests have all gone to see the doctor about mammary "growths" like stupid little lemmings, and why some quack doctor who is probably making money somehow off this fad is taking advantage of the situation (as are our opportunistic, sensationalist, so-called "journalists", who are dragging us all into idiocracy).

sikpuppy · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:50 pm Post subject:

I can see a lot of marines with really sore genitals because they extrapolate other results from this.

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