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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 2:46 am    Post subject: Switzerland to open Europe's greatest cafe Reply with quote

Switzerland to open Europe’s very first ‘fellatio cafe’

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An establishment where customers would receive oral sex while drinking lattes and cappuccinos is anticipated to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by the end of 2016.

The “fellatio cafe,” as it is being termed, is based on similar establishments in Thailand—the cafe would cater to men (yes, just men) ordering a coffee and choosing their preferred prostitute on an iPad.

The company behind the plan is called FaceGirl. For an upfront fee of £42 (about $60) patrons would receive a morning joe job while drinking their beverage at the bar.

A representative from the company named Bradley Charvet told the newspaper Le Matin that “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over.”

In Switzerland, prostitution is legal and sex workers are required to have permits to operate. Establishments with 2 or more prostitutes are required to register as massage parlors.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But, isn't Switzerland outside of EU?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But, isn't Switzerland outside of EU?

https://www.eda.admin.ch/dea/en/home/dienstleistungen-publikationen/faq/faq-brexit-beziehunge-schweiz-eu.html
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:36 am    Post subject: Nice photo Reply with quote

Well, that does it. The writing is on the wall. It'll soon be over for Starbucks.

So, instead you're supposed to ask the Swiss miss barista if she wants cream for your order? Proper etiquette and all that when abroad with a broad.

I knew I should have got that passport years ago. They only give you 90 days though, non-visa. Do you suppose they offer a frequent customer card?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's one of those ideas that is so obvious it is shocking no one had already done it.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd wait some time before moving to Geneve, prostitution is legal in Switzerland but pimping is illegal .... it's not sure the business will get a permit to open because that is legal pimping.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's ok, given my puritanical surroundings over the years. A basic strip club (topless only) wasn't even legal in my old locale until the 90s. Same with working on Sundays or buying alcohol. Idaho is like the backwards cousin of North Dakota puritanism. If I find myself single and feeling particularly brave or foolhardy, I've got Nevada just to the south of me. But there it's obvious, the Swiss 'coffee' thing is not. :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But, isn't Switzerland outside of EU?


Not sure how that's relevant.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's ok, given my puritanical surroundings over the years. A basic strip club (topless only) wasn't even legal in my old locale until the 90s. Same with working on Sundays or buying alcohol. Idaho is like the backwards cousin of North Dakota puritanism. If I find myself single and feeling particularly brave or foolhardy, I've got Nevada just to the south of me. But there it's obvious, the Swiss 'coffee' thing is not. :lol:

In Zurich prostitution is legal also on the streets (almost nowhere in Europe is), and it's very cold in winter, I always remember, when I was younger and not married, me and a friend approached a lady on the streets of Zurich to ask the price, she opened the coat to show us the goods, she was fully naked under the fur with -10C.
Recently the govmnt put wooden boxes like this in 'red light' streets where sex workers and customers can have some privacy. Not a bad idea.

Anyway there are way too many heroin addicts in Switzerland and AIDS is rampant, German and Austrian brothels are a lot better, and safer; in fact Switzerland never was a sex tourism destination. A lot of sex worker there are forced into prostitution by their addiction or in the hands of pimps.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anyway there are way too many heroin addicts in Switzerland and AIDS is rampant, German and Austrian brothels are a lot better, and safer; in fact Switzerland never was a sex tourism destination.


also, the Swiss are very anti-immigration. In Switzerland you get Swiss whores. In Germany lovely Poles, sexy Czechs or hot Ukrainians.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
McGeekanot wrote:
But, isn't Switzerland outside of EU?


Not sure how that's relevant.
Very relevant.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's one of those ideas that is so obvious it is shocking no one had already done it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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erm67 wrote:

Anyway there are way too many heroin addicts in Switzerland and AIDS is rampant, German and Austrian brothels are a lot better, and safer; in fact Switzerland never was a sex tourism destination.


also, the Swiss are very anti-immigration. In Switzerland you get Swiss whores. In Germany lovely Poles, sexy Czechs or hot Ukrainians.

I see. So you're saying on this particular business proposal that the Swiss are desperate? :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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erm67 wrote:

Anyway there are way too many heroin addicts in Switzerland and AIDS is rampant, German and Austrian brothels are a lot better, and safer; in fact Switzerland never was a sex tourism destination.


also, the Swiss are very anti-immigration. In Switzerland you get Swiss whores. In Germany lovely Poles, sexy Czechs or hot Ukrainians.

I see. So you're saying on this particular business proposal that the Swiss are desperate? :lol:


well, there is a reason that for centuries young, swiss men became mercenaries. But my real point was that this is the reason why Switzerland is not a destination for sex tourism.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

According to the statistic (and personal observation) Switzerland is the European country with the largest number of flat chested woman, and smallest breast size, that shouldn't be a problem for blow jobs thought .... But explains why the bearded men look for woma in the streets.

The H addict whores are probably local, but there is a large number of eastern european and russian, with a regular permit to stay of course.... (and a pimp)
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see a problem re:lots of hot spilled coffee.

Potentially a hazard.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I see a problem re:lots of hot spilled coffee.

Potentially a hazard.


Special sippy-cups like they make for toddlers. You know, the spill-proof kind. Done.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:34 pm    Post subject: Some extra cream with that coffee? Reply with quote

London 'fellatio cafe' planned near Paddington station by Geneva businessman

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-fellatio-cafe-planned-near-paddington-station-claims-geneva-businessman-a3311406.html

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A company plans to set up a ‘fellatio café' in central London where customers receive oral sex while having a cappuccino.

Bradley Charvet, who is already planning a branch in Geneva to open this December, said the organisation he works for, called Bumpix, had its eyes on a property in Praed Street in Paddington.

Catering exclusively for men, Mr Charvet said the business would be like a “normal café” where up to 100 customers can sit and drink a coffee - but also be given oral sex by an escort.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Merged previous. Though you had a better title, essentially the same thing.

It'll be interesting to see the locales to which this idea expands.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, this is very sexist.

If y there are going to be fellatio cafe's, then there should also be cunnillingus bistros.

But then that's discriminating against the anus people...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tossed salad bars.
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