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marens
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 Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:05 pm Post subject: Headshot, put in sack, stones, cable ties .. must be suicide |
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| Quote: | | The body of 43-year-old Uwe Sattler was found in the River Elbe in July by a fisherman. He was wearing a rucksack full of rocks and had been shot in the head and put into a sack fastened with cable ties before he hit the water. "We are 99.999 percent certain it was suicide," a Hamburg police spokeswoman told The Local. "There is no other explanation; no other motive and no other evidence." |
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20121122-46323.html
Eh ... watt?
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aidanjt
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| Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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If I stretched that far I do believe I'd break my spine.
Actually, it reminds me of chief wiggum in the simpsons and being completely oblivious to the obvious signs of foul play.
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wildhorse
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The article begins with "Cops: ...". In another article you find "since November 1 and" and "payment to €37.50". There is plenty of that kind of shit on this web site.
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marens
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really? an article with such an amount of wtf and you blabber about americanization? perhaps you should tell a doctor about your usa phobia.
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