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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:53 pm    Post subject: Professor Hawking seeks assistant on a £25,000 salary Reply with quote

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-16356634
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Short term dead end job.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The role includes maintaining Prof Hawking's speech systems


I see great potential for mischief.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The role includes maintaining Prof Hawking's speech systems


I see great potential for mischief.

set the output language of his speaking machine to be norse code... that's english, run through google translate to ancient norse, and then output as morse code. that'd be the ultimate troll!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

big dave wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
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The role includes maintaining Prof Hawking's speech systems


I see great potential for mischief.

set the output language of his speaking machine to be norse code... that's english, run through google translate to ancient norse, and then output as morse code. that'd be the ultimate troll!


Or Jamaican - balance this equation and everything is irie
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

big dave wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
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The role includes maintaining Prof Hawking's speech systems


I see great potential for mischief.

set the output language of his speaking machine to be norse code... that's english, run through google translate to ancient norse, and then output as morse code. that'd be the ultimate troll!


And you pay what? 250k for material damage caused? They probably won't trust you enough to let you fix it.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John-Boy wrote:
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The role includes maintaining Prof Hawking's speech systems


I see great potential for mischief.
Just translate anything derogatory against yourself, such as "You're fired!" to "I'm giving you a 1% raise!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asch wrote:
big dave wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
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The role includes maintaining Prof Hawking's speech systems


I see great potential for mischief.

set the output language of his speaking machine to be norse code... that's english, run through google translate to ancient norse, and then output as morse code. that'd be the ultimate troll!


And you pay what? 250k for material damage caused? They probably won't trust you enough to let you fix it.

damages? what are you talking about? his robotovoice just went on for 20 minutes telling me he forever waives all claims against me for working on his robotovoice.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
Short term dead end job.

:lol:
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