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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:29 am    Post subject: Miss Airport 2011 Calendar Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now some poor dumb stripper is going to get cancer, all for the sake of an internet joke.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: do you know if one use a private jet, can have a free x-ray ? :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Now some poor dumb stripper is going to get cancer, all for the sake of an internet joke.

She probably get paid. So she probably also chose it.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corrected. Thanks :-)
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He?


how do you know if "it" is He or She ? :p
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

elyes wrote:
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He?


how do you know if "it" is He or She ? :p
The shoes.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ichbinsisyphos wrote:
The shoes.

very-fast conclusion....
it may be an american drag queen :p :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

elyes wrote:
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He?


how do you know if "it" is He or She ? :p


We can also know it because of the shape of her butt and legs, and because we can see sthg which looks like breast I think :p
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shoes made outta bones - let's see what PETA say to *that*.

They shoulda used the stripper near the end of this classic song.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
Now some poor dumb stripper is going to get cancer, all for the sake of an internet joke.
Possibly, but now she's $10k closer to paying for college.


elyes wrote:
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He?


how do you know if "it" is He or She ? :p
If you pay attention, soft tissue is still visible.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If you pay attention, soft tissue is still visible.
He wouldn't know what to look for.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: I will ask for an appointment with the ophthalmologist :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I want to know is how she got that far without having to take her shoes off! :P
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exploitation of the Western Infidel weaknesses, such as their women's shoe fetish.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What I want to know is how she got that far without having to take her shoes off! :P
They first asked her to extend her arms out straight to either side. Then they asked if she could put her shoes back on. The rest is now history.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They first asked her to extend her arms out straight to either side. Then they asked if she could put her shoes back on. The rest is now history.


ever see the stash of ping pong balls behind the TSA counter? there's a reason
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it. I don't get what either of you said.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
I don't get it. I don't get what either of you said.
I described the normal scenario of a person walking through the backscatter and having to raise their arms). Since they make you take off your shoes, the TSA in this case decided it would be "better" if she were wearing the shoes. Then they directed her into the positions in the calendar.

As for the ping pong balls, I've heard Tijuana or S. Korea mentioned most often.
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