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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:06 pm    Post subject: New! Swartzendruber Vaginal Yeast Bread with Pickle!!! Reply with quote

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A feminist blogger has used her own vaginal yeast to create sourdough bread.

Zoe Stavri discovered she had thrush and decided to do something about it - so she scraped some yeast off a dildo and popped it in a mixing bowl (as you do).

She then embarked on a mission to make bread with it.

The internet is divided by the baking extravaganza, which Stavri has live-blogged using the hashtag #CuntSourdough.


You really have to click on the link and read the rest: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/11/24/woman-makes-sourdough-using-yeast-from-vagina_n_8636372.html

EDIT: Changed name from 'Woman Makes Sourdough Using Yeast From Vagina' because it was grossing out wswartzendruber
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

more useful to society than some self righteous spawn of a crusty cunt
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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more useful to society than some self righteous spawn of a crusty cunt

Chelsea Clinton?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
Naib wrote:
more useful to society than some self righteous spawn of a crusty cunt

Chelsea Clinton?
her mum is hot though
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is disgusting. That cheese that comes out is not just "yeast".

This is like blowing snot out of your nose and calling it "dust", or taking a dump and calling it "fiber". Oh, and then eating it.

This woman needs a psychiatrist, not a blog.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm really hoping this is another one of those pranks by one of those online communities.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently she's an established blogger. So, unless the 4chan kiddies hacked her blog account or something... which I suppose is more than just possible... :lol:
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you like this, then you'll love her fromunda on rye.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butts McCokey wrote:
Old School wrote:
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more useful to society than some self righteous spawn of a crusty cunt

Chelsea Clinton?
her mum is hot though
Her mum is the crusty cunt.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yuck - thing is, how can she tell if the yeast is actually derived from where she thinks it is and not crowded out from wild examples.

So you end up with cheese flavoured bread.


Put me right off my loaf that has.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She could have at least been a hot chick and made beer. That might have at least been mildly intriguing.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

quick. desert island, you are starving and food magically appears. This bread or breast milk ice cream. easy choice in my opinion.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or Butthole Chocolates by Edible Anus: "The Anus That Made Britain Great".

By the way, they will make a bespoke casting of your anus in bronze for a mere $1,900.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish this thread would just die.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
I wish this thread would just die.


nope. you are just closed minded. I bet you don't drink cloudy beer either.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, der meat-flap-cheese would be perfect for making hefeweizen.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

all the money is in specialty beer and niche markets.

You can thank me when you make your millions.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They could call it... ______________________ .

(Fill in the blank.)
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I swear this thread is gross. Every time I see the title and think about tasting that, I just want to shove a box of 9mm in my mouth and set them all off.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
They could call it... ______Doughbama_______.

(Fill in the blank.)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
I swear this thread is gross. Every time I see the title and think about tasting that, I just want to shove a box of 9mm in my mouth and set them all off.
At this point, is there anything it could be changed to that wouldn't make you remember the original title / topic and have the same reaction?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjp wrote:
wswartzendruber wrote:
I swear this thread is gross. Every time I see the title and think about tasting that, I just want to shove a box of 9mm in my mouth and set them all off.
At this point, is there anything it could be changed to that wouldn't make you remember the original title / topic and have the same reaction?
fixed - to prove a point.

I'll change it back later if you want
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't fit anywhere near enough bullets in my mouth to deal with this.........
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
They could call it... ______________________ .

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Tuna dough with pickle.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm thinking that coleslaw would look strangely disgusting next to vaginal yeast bread... :lol:
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