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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:23 pm    Post subject: Another season of British teens shitting in swimming pools Reply with quote

We've talked about this in the past. Apparently the problem hasn't gone away. They're at it again. Turds are being discovered in pools across the globe, and people are being made ill.
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Travel expert Nick Harris said: "Guests have complained that the swimming pools have been closed and that there has been a spate of these logging' incidents".

Dozens of holidaymakers have fallen ill after teenagers deliberately pooed in the pool in a sick Inbetweeners-inspired 'logging' trend.

Tourists have been confined to their rooms and put on drips after becoming seriously unwell at a holiday village in Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt.

Their illnesses have been linked to a horrifying new craze sparked by the Inbetweeners 2 film.

The movie sees Neil, played by Blake Harrison, defecating down a waterslide at a water park. And his disgusting mess ends up dirtying his pal Will's face.

Since the movie was released last year, cases have been reported in Spain and the Dominican Republic.

Last week, a British woman was paid £2,000 in compensation after she fell ill while staying at the same resort in Egypt in 2014.

Travel companies have now threatened to fine those caught pooing in the pool.

Travel expert Nick Harris of lawyers Simpson Millar, said the number of affected holidaymakers in Egypt over the last few weeks ran into double figures.

He said: "The numbers contacting us for advice is increasing which is quite worrying, just before the main holiday season starts.

"Some of them and their families have been very ill with diarrhoea and sickness and in some instances put on drips.


http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/28/teenagers-are-actually-pooing-in-pools-like-in-the-inbetweeners-film-5270176/
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What instructions? Potty-training instructions? :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, put them in front of an egyptian court. For well poisioning. I have heard dry countries have especially harsh penalties for that crime.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is it with the British and shitting? They've got people shitting all over banks; they've got dwarves shitting in local government headquarters; they've got peeople shitting on passenger trains; they've got people shitting in the streets; they've got people shitting in alleys outside sausage restaurants; they've got passengers shitting in planes so horribly the plane has to turn around and land; they've got teens shitting in pools making people sick with diarrhea all across the world.

They've gotten so out of hand that the United Nations has had to take action. Please visit their site and show your support:
http://opendefecation.org/
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

must be their celtic heritage.

French love to piss everywhere, british shit all over the place.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is why I hate swimming pools. Even when turds aren't floating, swimming pools are a festering cesspool.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This is why I hate swimming pools. Even when turds aren't floating, swimming pools are a festering cesspool.

That's okay, you can just hang out in the armpit-infused, jism-salted, hemorrhoid-marinated water of the hot tub.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
What is it with the British and shitting?


it's our version of shooting a place up.

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That's okay, you can just hang out in the armpit-infused, jism-salted, hemorrhoid-marinated water of the hot tub.


according to the CDC, you are bang on.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
What is it with the British and shitting? They've got people shitting all over banks; they've got dwarves shitting in local government headquarters; they've got peeople shitting on passenger trains; they've got people shitting in the streets; they've got people shitting in alleys outside sausage restaurants; they've got passengers shitting in planes so horribly the plane has to turn around and land; they've got teens shitting in pools making people sick with diarrhea all across the world.

They've gotten so out of hand that the United Nations has had to take action. Please visit their site and show your support:
http://opendefecation.org/
Thread title should have been similar to: Are British Parents Growing Weary Of (UK) Logging.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think i would find it pretty hard to poo in a bank. i need a bit more privacy than that.
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I once saw a guy climb out onto the deck of a rapidly moving M60A3 tank, hold onto the infantry rail on the side of the turret, open the butt-flap of his tanker coveralls, hang his ass over the fender, and take a desperately urgent crap (hadn't been able to get off the tank for many hours).
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
I once saw a guy climb out onto the deck of a rapidly moving M60A3 tank, hold onto the infantry rail on the side of the turret, open the butt-flap of his tanker coveralls, hang his ass over the fender, and take a desperately urgent crap (hadn't been able to get off the tank for many hours).


no self control.
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Bones McCracker wrote:
I once saw a guy climb out onto the deck of a rapidly moving M60A3 tank, hold onto the infantry rail on the side of the turret, open the butt-flap of his tanker coveralls, hang his ass over the fender, and take a desperately urgent crap (hadn't been able to get off the tank for many hours).


I guess I am just a wimpy civilian. A bank floor is luxury by comparison.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bones McCracker wrote:
I once saw a guy climb out onto the deck of a rapidly moving M60A3 tank, hold onto the infantry rail on the side of the turret, open the butt-flap of his tanker coveralls, hang his ass over the fender, and take a desperately urgent crap (hadn't been able to get off the tank for many hours).


no self control.

The approved solution is to shit in an empty ammo can (because they have airtight seals) and then throw it away later. We all laughed our asses off at this guy. He was inexperienced (a loader), and rather than tell him the smart thing to do, his tank commander told him to hang from the infantry rail as a way of punishing him for not going when he had the chance or being able to hold it. I did have a talk with the tank commander, though, because it made us all look stupid, not just the one guy. :lol:
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