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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:12 pm    Post subject: whats with slack and chuck norris Reply with quote

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[16:05] <slackthumbz> lol, I'm surprised no one has raised a 'whats with slack and chuck norris' thread on fgo
[16:11] <CMcJ> done


Proof that Gentoo patches bugs faster than any other distro!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris never patches his software, it patches itself out of fear of His wrath.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Soviet Redmond, software patches YOU!

The next person to post in this thread is a grammar nazi.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I object to the poor grammar exhibited in the title of this thread. Fix it or Chuck Norris will do it with his uber-moderator powers.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All Your Base Are Belong To Chuck.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fix it or Chuck Norris will do it with his uber-moderator powers.


That's a little presumptuous, nobody can say what the good lord Chuck may or may not do.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

slackthumbz wrote:
mark_alec wrote:
Fix it or Chuck Norris will do it with his uber-moderator powers.


That's a little presumptuous, nobody can say what the good lord Chuck may or may not do.


Thins are done by themselves out of fear of Chuck.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noone cares about Chuck Noris and the jokes weren't fun to begin with.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris makes a Gentoo stage 1 install look like he was installing Linspire.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Noone cares about Chuck Noris and the jokes weren't fun to begin with.


++. Chuck Norris jokes suck after the first joke.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck norris packages and markets his urine, the product is known as RedBull
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Valkura wrote:
Anior wrote:
Noone cares about Chuck Noris and the jokes weren't fun to begin with.


++. Chuck Norris jokes suck after the first joke.


Okay in that case

When Vin Diesel wishes to mail a letter, he forces it down the throat of the nearest house pet, and then hurls the animal in the direction of the recipient's house.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

who the f* is Chuck Norris? And why should anybody fear him?

And Vin Diesel - well he plays AD&D - someone like that is like a ticking time bomb.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And Vin Diesel - well he plays AD&D - someone like that is like a ticking time bomb.


What's wrong with AD&D pray tell ?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coffee & Cigarettes wrote:
Valkura wrote:
Anior wrote:
Noone cares about Chuck Noris and the jokes weren't fun to begin with.


++. Chuck Norris jokes suck after the first joke.


Okay in that case

When Vin Diesel wishes to mail a letter, he forces it down the throat of the nearest house pet, and then hurls the animal in the direction of the recipient's house.

And Sam has Max pull their orders from the commisioner *out* of the nearest house pet... ;)
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

energyman76b wrote:
who the f* is Chuck Norris? And why should anybody fear him?

Chuck Norris is Walker Texas Ranger. That's right the cop in Texas who knows karate. Seriously, what's more badass than a Texas Ranger who knows karate? Oh wait I know. Chuck Norris: Karate Commandos.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walker texas ranger

a song, Lyrics in french...
well just click and watch.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chunk Norris isn't hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chunk Norris.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris are the triplet love children of Godzilla and a bear.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Wesley Snipes form the holy Trinity! Snipes is the wack since he thinks he's a vampire.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goro. Four arms are always better than two.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goldfish wrote:
Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jean Claude form the holy Trinity!


Fixed.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch out for Steven Seagal movies. There is one movie were he dies in the first ten minutes, so you sit down to watch a bad Steven Seagal movie, only to find out that after ten minutes it becomes just a bad movie :(

( That was the biggest disappointment of my life :( )
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