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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:51 am    Post subject: [TIP][Funny] funny-manpages Reply with quote

Code:
emerge games-misc/funnymanpages

Code:
man condom
CONDOM(1)                                                                                 CONDOM(1)



NAME
       condom - protection against viruses and prevention of child processes

SYNOPSIS
       condom [options] [processid]

DESCRIPTION
       condom  provides  protection  against System Transmitted Viruses (STVs) that may invade your
       system.  Although the spread of such viruses across a network can only be  abated  by  aware
       and  cautious  users,  condom  is the only highly effective means of preventing viruses from
       entering your system (see celibacy(1)).  Any data passed to condom by the protected  process
       will  be blocked, as specified by the value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below).  condom is
       known to defend against the following viruses and other malicious afflictions:

              o      AIDS
              o      Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
              o      Syphilis
              o      Crabs
              o      Genital warts
              o      Gonhorrea
              o      Chlamydia
              o      Michelangelo
              o      Jerusalem

       When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and/or setiud(3), condom
       also  prevents  the  conception  of  a  child process.  If invoked from within a synchronous
       process, condom has, by default, an 80% chance of preventing  the  external  processes  from
       becoming  parent processes (see the -s option below).  When other process contraceptives are
       used, the chance of preventing a child process from being forked becomes much greater.   See
       pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more information.

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:05 am    Post subject: Re: [TIP][Funny] funny-manpages Reply with quote

koma wrote:
Code:
emerge emerge games-misc/

Mi sa che hai fatto un po di casini volevi dire per caso
Code:
# emerge games-misc/funny-manpages
:?:
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

scemo che sono e maledetto copia incolla ;)
Grazie fedeli :*
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