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Kiss and tell?
Why not? A man's got to brag about something.
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That's friggin' rude, man.
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Women do it behind men's backs.
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I don't have anything to tell about.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: And I thought cuddle parties were pathetic. Reply with quote

Not only does this geek wait until he's 33 to lose his virginity (I waited until I was 23), and finally has his first time with a prostitute, but he actually takes time to write about it and post it on K5. I can understand waiting if you haven't found the right person, and I can understand losing patience and just paying for pussy. But writing about it and posting it on the net is just pathetic.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's blown me away, so I'm going to have to put it in terms I can understand... like... wow. Like a person wanting a car all his life and then waiting forty years to buy a Yugo.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I voted the 3rd option..... why? I should know :lol: 8)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't get past the first paragraph. My head hurts.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was slightly concerned about getting my dick in her because my belly was starting to look really big and in the way, but it wasn't a problem and I penetrated with a little hand guidance from her. (I'm fat enough where I can't quite see my dick go in.)

Oh, Lord....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

smonijhay1 wrote:
I voted the 3rd option..... why? I should know :lol: 8)


I know too, because my lady was honest about it. ("You were so good to me that I had to tell my girlfriends.") Hey, I ain't complaining.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yargh! I had no idea that would be so graphic 8O
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will not be able to sleep tonight that is for sure
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know somewhere out there, someone has a blog entry about this totally amazing woman with whom he cuddled last weekend.

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It was the greatest night of my life. The cuddling was intense; I definitely felt an energy there. I so totally respect her as a person. Of course, I couldn't possibly have insulted her by asking for her phone number - that would have been an unthinkable invasion of her personal space. It's okay, though. I know that fate will bring us together again.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's perfectly alright to tell your friends about it, as they might be interested in how things are working out or something - but telling the whole Intarweb is a bit much, and frankly, a bit pathetic.

Besides, I think using prostitutes is pathetic in itself. Also, being a virgin till 33 is pathetic... :)

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well not that i wanted to hear any of the details about his big belly or anything but at least he was honest and didnt say hes was a muscle bound guy with a 40" dick
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that a guy with a 40" dick would either die a virgin or have to settle for handjobs and tit fucking his whole life. Either that, or he could just suck himself off and not bother with others.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think that a guy with a 40" dick would either die a virgin or have to settle for handjobs and tit fucking his whole life. Either that, or he could just suck himself off and not bother with others.


haha, I'm sure he could be some kind of freak show porn star
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose some people are just like that. Anyway, I still think the 'cuddle parties' are more pathetic..
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stormy Eyes wrote:
smonijhay1 wrote:
I voted the 3rd option..... why? I should know :lol: 8)


I know too, because my lady was honest about it. ("You were so good to me that I had to tell my girlfriends.") Hey, I ain't complaining.


Nothing wrong with bragging about a good thing! (well sometimes we let it slip when it isn't so good either :oops: )
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i voted 2nd option, jesus, i cant believe anyone waits past 16 let alone 33, some people need to get out in the real world.....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i voted 2nd option, jesus, i cant believe anyone waits past 16 let alone 33, some people need to get out in the real world.....


Well, excuse the living shit out of me for being choosy and waiting until I could be with somebody I loved, respected, and trusted. If I was willing to fuck just any woman (or any guy) I could have let myself be taken by one of the drunks in the bar where I worked when I was 15.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

smonijhay1 wrote:
Nothing wrong with bragging about a good thing! (well sometimes we let it slip when it isn't so good either :oops: )


I know. I've sometimes walked in on "girl talk".
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...one of the drunks in the bar where I worked when I was 15.

Off topic, but could you actually work in a bar without being old enough to drink the things you served? 8O
(or were you just doing the shitty jobs?)

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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cokehabit wrote:
i voted 2nd option, jesus, i cant believe anyone waits past 16 let alone 33, some people need to get out in the real world.....


Well, excuse the living shit out of me for being choosy and waiting until I could be with somebody I loved, respected, and trusted. If I was willing to fuck just any woman (or any guy) I could have let myself be taken by one of the drunks in the bar where I worked when I was 15.


Only people that could never get a girlfriend say things like that, lol
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think that a guy with a 40" dick would either die a virgin or have to settle for handjobs and tit fucking his whole life. Either that, or he could just suck himself off and not bother with others.


Wouldn't mind seeing it...... but that is about it........ 8O
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cokehabit wrote:
Stormy Eyes wrote:
cokehabit wrote:
i voted 2nd option, jesus, i cant believe anyone waits past 16 let alone 33, some people need to get out in the real world.....


Well, excuse the living shit out of me for being choosy and waiting until I could be with somebody I loved, respected, and trusted. If I was willing to fuck just any woman (or any guy) I could have let myself be taken by one of the drunks in the bar where I worked when I was 15.


Only people that could never get a girlfriend say things like that, lol


Its a better policy than catching aids.... or worse..... KIDS!!! :twisted:
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Off topic, but could you actually work in a bar without being old enough to drink the things you served? 8O
(or were you just doing the shitty jobs?)


I was doing the shitty jobs: hauling kegs of beer and cases of beer, wine, and liquor out of the back room. Fifty untaxed dollars a night, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night. I made a hundred and fifty bucks a week, saved most of it, and only paid sales taxes when I spent a bit. I wouldn't mind having another job like that.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Only people that could never get a girlfriend say things like that, lol


I've pointed out that I'm engaged.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

smonijhay1 wrote:
Its a better policy than catching aids.... or worse..... KIDS!!! :twisted:


Ah-ha, i always had a pack of 3 for in case i needed them
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