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Kiss and tell?
Why not? A man's got to brag about something.
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That's friggin' rude, man.
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Women do it behind men's backs.
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I don't have anything to tell about.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the girl (and i use the term loosely, and i use the term loosely for a 2nd reason :wink: ) i shagged when i was 16 wasnt worth me losing my virginity for... I am not sure if i regret it though? Probably not, i knew more about what i wanted after that time so more effort was made in the right directions after that
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Girl != girl ? :twisted:
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"it" is more appropriate
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she looked like someone had set fire to her face and then tried to put it out with a fork :lol:
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

really wrote:
Lucky bastards cokehabit & boris27.


As far as sex is concerned, you're not really missing much. I generally got bored and ended up thinking of my books or some other girl. Nothing is more frustrating than having sex and being unable to orgasm because you don't really have a bond with the person you're poking around in. At the time, I thought I was unnatural or gay or something to have sex with a woman and not really enjoy it. Even when I had a crush on the girl, nothing really happened. I seriously got dangerously depressed a few times because I thought I was perverted or something, like I'd have to stick a chicken up my ass to ejaculate. I've always wanted kids and I'm fairly strait-laced, sexually, so it was pretty bad. I thought it was because I lost my virginity after a round of "Doctor" when I was eight, and the second time was when I was 16 and I was too drunk to remember, and then the third time I was on LSD. Sex might be enjoyable on some drugs, but it's not particularly enjoyable to be going down on an innocent Dutch girl when all of a sudden tentacles come flying out at ya.

Sorry, TMI.

:oops: What I meant to say is that making love is a billion times better than sex. Honestly.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I never had sex so early (17) and so often. Now, it has been probably about a year and I think my manhood is about to explode.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cokehabit wrote:
she looked like someone had set fire to her face and then tried to put it out with a fork :lol:


Hhehehehehehehe :)
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you dudes.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

really wrote:
Thank you dudes.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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really wrote:
Thank you dudes.


Nil problemo mon ami


Why are you mixing spanish and french?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow all your sex stories are so fun to read! Its nice to know you all wish you had waited. I thought most guys were sex mongers who try to get it any chance they can.... from anybody (at least that is how my ex-boyfriend was :roll: )
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wow all your sex stories are so fun to read! Its nice to know you all wish you had waited. I thought most guys were sex mongers who try to get it any chance they can.... from anybody (at least that is how my ex-boyfriend was :roll: )


Heh. Smonijhay1, I wanted to have my wicked way with every girl I saw when I did time in high school. I'd see a girl and want to be balls-deep in her until I heard her talk. Then I went cold. I stayed cold until I was 19 when I got to know an English girl in college, but that didn't work out so I went cold again until I was 22. I'm still blue-hot.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slyde wrote:
I wish I never had sex so early (17) and so often. Now, it has been probably about a year and I think my manhood is about to explode.


With all the sluts in East Lansing? You need to adjust your rap, dude! And definitely your hair....


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boris27 wrote:
cokehabit wrote:
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Thank you dudes.


Nil problemo mon ami


Why are you mixing spanish and french?


and italian
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cokehabit wrote:
Boris27 wrote:
cokehabit wrote:
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Thank you dudes.


Nil problemo mon ami


Why are you mixing spanish and french?


and italian


But why?

Mixing foreign languages isn't going to get you any chicks ;)
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But why?

Mixing foreign languages isn't going to get you any chicks ;)


yep, you pretty much just have to pick one and use it well :lol:
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Boris27 wrote:


But why?

Mixing foreign languages isn't going to get you any chicks ;)


yep, you pretty much just have to pick one and use it well :lol:


Hey, I speak Dutch :D

I must score MILLIONS of chicks...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I speak english (badly) and french (even worse) but my mum can speak English, french, german, spanish, italian and swedish
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I speak english (badly) and french (even worse) but my mum can speak English, french, german, spanish, italian and swedish


Make a pass on your mom then :D

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I speak english (badly) and french (even worse) but my mum can speak English, french, german, spanish, italian and swedish


So wait, does that mean that she gets chicks?

This thread is getting confusing. :?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey, I speak Dutch :D

I must score MILLIONS of chicks...


hey its not always how you say something.... its what you say too :wink: :lol:
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well this thread just wasted 1/2 an hour. In getting back on track and not personally insulting anyone the story was pretty pathetic (what I could force myself to read anyway).

Voting in the poll-that's easy. Women tell each other everything. Can be rather embarrassing....
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jetblack wrote:
cokehabit wrote:
I speak english (badly) and french (even worse) but my mum can speak English, french, german, spanish, italian and swedish


So wait, does that mean that she gets chicks?

This thread is getting confusing. :?


I think it means she needs an exorcist.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that guy [who wrote the article] is really sad... and the most pathetic fact is that he actually posted about it...
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