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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:46 am    Post subject: Worst Day Ever Reply with quote

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Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.

When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.


Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson’s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.

The officers issued an arrest warrant for Wilson and he turned himself in to police on April 18.

As he was being processed at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, Wilson was strip-searched and another balloon of marijuana slipped from his anus, the paper said.

While in jail, Wilson made a number of calls to his girlfriend and asked her not to cooperate with investigators working on his case. Authorities were listening in on the calls.

The convicted felon was charged with possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, and four counts of tampering with a witness.


https://nypost.com/2019/05/22/man-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles/
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talk about self destruction and self sabotage! That takes the cake man.

I had to click through just to be sure you weren't pulling my leg!
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 6:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst Day Ever Reply with quote

that story is too surreal to say shit happens.
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 6:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Worst Day Ever Reply with quote

e3k wrote:
that story is too surreal to say shit happens.


No instead one needs to say "Cannabis Bagged Shit Happens!"
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Talk about self destruction and self sabotage!
Unfortunately, once a person makes mistakes of the felony variety, society doesn't allow much in the way of paths toward good decisions. It is a separate issue how many would be able to take those paths if available.
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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. . . society doesn't allow much in the way of paths toward good decisions. . . .


Agreed.
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, how I love america. So much comedy waiting to unfold. And you don't have to pay for it.
This story made my day. Thunx a bunch.
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