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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:14 am    Post subject: Meanwhile in Arizona Reply with quote

OAP goes on road trip across the US with naked dead wife strapped in car seat upside down

A HUSBAND wearing only his underpants was spotted by a drive-through worker with his wife’s naked corpse upside down in the car.

Local media quoted her as saying: "I happened to look on the passenger side and that's when I seen he had the lady in there, she was like completely naked.

"She was face down, like laying down, and then I saw the colour of her feet were like purple."

Two thoughts, one - that reads like some 80's comedy and two - that mug shot looks completely sane.

edit - and a third, there are a lot of likes in, like. that second quote, like.
Like the Roman, I seem to see "the River Tiber foaming with much blood"
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, Chevy Chase needs to do this one as a reboot of both his Vacation series and Weekend at Bernie's.

Yep, too many "likes". And I'm not at all surprised this is the most bizarre event in the career of a 17 year veteran Eloy police officer.

But what I find odd? Given that the naked dead body was in the passenger seat, she was neither abandoned nor concealed:
Puckett was arrested on suspicion of abandonment or concealment of a dead body.


Sgt Barnette noted there were signs of blunt force trauma on Linda's body.
I bet the blunt force trauma happened during the concealment and abandonment process.

Believing I had supernatural powers I slammed into a brick wall.
I said hey, is this my problem? Is this my fault?
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