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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:41 pm    Post subject: Guns: A Public Service Announcement Reply with quote

Any of you freaks who have a gun collection without a proper 10mm pistol are a bunch of prancing unicorn fairies. That is all.

And no, 40 S&W does not count.

EDIT: I had a lot of carbon residue to clean up.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

10mm? that doesn't sound like freedom units? what is this

also my 9" Trekker (https://www.topsknives.com/tundra-trekker) is in freedom units
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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10mm? that doesn't sound like freedom units? what is this

also my 9" Trekker (https://www.topsknives.com/tundra-trekker) is in freedom units

Ah yes, "freedom units": What troglodytes cling to for no rational reason whatsoever.

That is a nice knife, however.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:25 am    Post subject: Re: Guns: A Public Service Announcement Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
Any of you freaks who have a gun collection without a proper 10mm pistol are a bunch of prancing unicorn fairies. That is all.

And no, 40 S&W does not count.

EDIT: I had a lot of carbon residue to clean up.


Aren't you required to carry a wheel gun there?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never shot a pistol.

Pistols were for officers, medical staff and other pussies.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll see your 10mm and raise you a 12 gauge with a bayonet.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'll see your 10mm and raise you a 12 gauge with a bayonet.

I have a magazine capacity of 15 in a gun that weighs 973 grams. What about you?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
Old School wrote:
I'll see your 10mm and raise you a 12 gauge with a bayonet.

I have a magazine capacity of 15 in a gun that weighs 973 grams. What about you?
I've got a magazine capacity of 15 + 1 of 00 Buckshot each of which contains 9 .30 caliber pellets per round. Or 15 + 1 of 1 ounce rifled slugs.

It weighs well over 2 pounds.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naib wrote:
10mm? that doesn't sound like freedom units?

:lol::lol::lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
I'll see your 10mm and raise you a 12 gauge with a bayonet.



I'll see you that and raise you a plastic spoon.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plastic spoon to the eye is a BITCH, man!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Plastic spoon to the eye is a BITCH, man!


plastic spoon in the urethra smarts even worse.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much ice cream could I eat with this plastic spoon you're talking about?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
How much ice cream could I eat with this plastic spoon you're talking about?


Oh it's a big spoon.
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