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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:20 am    Post subject: Maintaining an Erection Reply with quote

Has anybody else noticed that it becomes more difficult to maintain an erection when you are with a girl you are more interested in? I recently started dating a girl that I really like and she is hot, boner goes into insta sabotage mode. I was fucking another girl before this one, as a placeholder, solid 5/10 and I had no problems whatsoever.

Seriously, what the hell penis?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only MDMA gives me this issue. Thankfully, if your lover is also on MDMA, she will be most generous into rebuilding the structure.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
Only MDMA gives me this issue. Thankfully, if your lover is also on MDMA, she will be most generous into rebuilding the structure.
ha! Try amphetamine then. It ain't called "wizz dick" for nothing

(It's called wizz here cause a beano comic character called Billy the wizz"
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is, by far, the rudest thread I've seen on these forums so far.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This is, by far, the rudest thread I've seen on these forums so far.
you have been here 4-5 months :) this is nothing. There is my masturbation thread somewhere
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We must be doing something wrong if someone managed to be on OTW for months and not offended them.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Maintaining an Erection Reply with quote

HungGarTiger wrote:
Has anybody else noticed that it becomes more difficult to maintain an erection when you are with a girl you are more interested in?


Huh. No I have somewhat the opposite problem. When I am with a lady that I'm very interested in and we become sexually active I seem unable to orgasm but maintain an erection just fine. I don't blame the penis for either of our issues. I blame the brain. While it may sound like I'm bragging I assure you that I am not. A lady gets worried when you do not climax and seem unable to -- at least in my experience -- and often even take offense reading the situation as lack of interest.

The best I can do at advice for you is try to relax. Be honest and upfront about it and use it as a mechanism to fool around and do more foreplay kinds of activities. It should work to your advantage in the long run as your sessions can last longer.

Cheers!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 5:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Maintaining an Erection Reply with quote

HungGarTiger wrote:
Has anybody else noticed that it becomes more difficult to maintain an erection when you are with a girl you are more interested in? I recently started dating a girl that I really like and she is hot, boner goes into insta sabotage mode. I was fucking another girl before this one, as a placeholder, solid 5/10 and I had no problems whatsoever.

Seriously, what the hell penis?

Your problem is that you are secretly harboring a touch of sadism and you feel more guilty about FUCKING the girl you actually care about.

I will now cure you.

The girl you actually care about actually WANTS you to FUCK her and like it when you FUCK her and maybe even dominate and degrade her a little, so there is nothing to feel guilty about. She WANTS that. Pound that shit into the ground; she loves that shit. Relax and let it go.

You are now cured.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yall-need-jesus
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjp wrote:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yall-need-jesus
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naib wrote:
Marcih wrote:
This is, by far, the rudest thread I've seen on these forums so far.
you have been here 4-5 months :) this is nothing. There is my masturbation thread somewhere

Linky? :lol:
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We must be doing something wrong if someone managed to be on OTW for months and not offended them.

Certainly. Keep in mind that my post was a mere observation; I am not offended by the existence of this thread, :D
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Maintaining an Erection Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
HungGarTiger wrote:
Has anybody else noticed that it becomes more difficult to maintain an erection when you are with a girl you are more interested in? I recently started dating a girl that I really like and she is hot, boner goes into insta sabotage mode. I was fucking another girl before this one, as a placeholder, solid 5/10 and I had no problems whatsoever.

Seriously, what the hell penis?

Your problem is that you are secretly harboring a touch of sadism and you feel more guilty about FUCKING the girl you actually care about.

I will now cure you.

The girl you actually care about actually WANTS you to FUCK her and like it when you FUCK her and maybe even dominate and degrade her a little, so there is nothing to feel guilty about. She WANTS that. Pound that shit into the ground; she loves that shit. Relax and let it go.

You are now cured.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come talk to me about maintaining an erection when your 62!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's easy. The 5/10 girl was more like your Mom.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
Come talk to me about maintaining an erection when your 62!
I'm 62. (Inches)
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just put a picture of Cindy Peeters in front of me and then I am hung for the whole evening long.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naib wrote:
Muso wrote:
Only MDMA gives me this issue. Thankfully, if your lover is also on MDMA, she will be most generous into rebuilding the structure.
ha! Try amphetamine then. It ain't called "wizz dick" for nothing

(It's called wizz here cause a benoncaricter called Billy the wizz"


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

patrix_neo wrote:
I just put a picture of Cindy Peeters in front of me and then I am hung for the whole evening long.

https://be.linkedin.com/in/cindy-peeters-4a43ab91
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