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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:29 pm    Post subject: Official Worst Case of Gonorrhea Ever hits UK Reply with quote

"Worst case ever", say medical authorities. Racist BBC says they got it from Asians, and brought it back to UK and Australia. Not spreading, claims Ministry of Truth. There is no antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea in INGSOC. You so nasty.
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The public health body launched an investigation to track down any further cases - including in his British partner - but says the superbug has not spread in the UK.

Discussions between Public Health England, the World Health Organization and the European Centres for Disease Control agreed this was the most serious case of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhoea ever detected.

But now two "similar" cases have been discovered in Australia. One also had sex in South East Asia, the other reported no foreign travel.

Dr Hughes said they will be "challenging" to treat and were a "timely reminder" to everyone that super-gonorrhoea is likely to be more common in the future.

The disease is caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae.

The infection is spread by unprotected vaginal, oral and anal sex.

Symptoms can include a thick green or yellow discharge from sexual organs, pain when urinating and bleeding between periods.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-43840505
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Symptoms can include a thick green or yellow discharge from sexual organs

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least he got a nice bullet point for his resume:

Public Health England, the World Health Organization and the European Centres for Disease Control agreed this was the most serious case of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhoea ever detected. Ever.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, Look at what this new strain does to you! LOOK!
http://healthhealness.com/2017/08/14/gonorrhea-symptoms-women/
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