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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:12 am    Post subject: Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo Reply with quote

Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of this commercial I saw a few years ago (reportedly based on a true story).
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How horrifying.

I take monster shits that won't flush at least a couple times a month. Now I'm going to have bad dreams.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easily solved. Take a dump *before* you go on a date begins and while on a date, eat lightly or eat things that are agreeable to your stomach.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of a pig throws a turd out an apartment window? You people are disgusting.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently it's the new fad among red-haired Caucasians.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Apparently it's the new fad among red-haired Caucasians.


Cannot be a Scot then. They do not waste stuff and throwing fertilizers out the window!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poop thread.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
Poop thread.


Feeling antsy going to the toilet...right...now, uhmm...you want to do the dirty one, don't you?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
Apparently it's the new fad among red-haired Caucasians.
Funny, I had thought you were Indian.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brits: first they were shitting in other people's swimming pools; then we had the mad floor-shitting dwarf in the town council offices; now they're throwing turds out the windows of apartments. What's next?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to start using this to talk on the Lojban mailing list. I haven't subscribed yet, but I fully intend to introduce myself using Pidgin English.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First impressions and all that.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

Wat?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
What kind of a pig throws a turd out an apartment window? You people are disgusting.


do you want her to throw it in the apartment? that would be ewwwwwwwwwww.

Personally, i'd have chopped it up. use the toilet brush to chop it in half. job done.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bones McCracker wrote:
What kind of a pig throws a turd out an apartment window? You people are disgusting.


do you want her to throw it in the apartment? that would be ewwwwwwwwwww.

Personally, i'd have chopped it up. use the toilet brush to chop it in half. job done.


You're making assumptions about the consistency.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you saying you pass turds which you could not possibly break up with the handle of a toilet brush? What, you shit grenades or something?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Are you saying you pass turds which you could not possibly break up with the handle of a toilet brush? What, you shit grenades or something?


I was referring to the possibility of passing something akin to slurry - no amount of vigorous chopping action will help there. In fact you may risk redecorating your bathroom 'shade of faeces' depending on consistency.

In that it may be enough to start to chop, but then it breaks apart.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Are you saying you pass turds which you could not possibly break up with the handle of a toilet brush? What, you shit grenades or something?


Probably eats 'bangers'.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bones McCracker wrote:
Are you saying you pass turds which you could not possibly break up with the handle of a toilet brush? What, you shit grenades or something?


I was referring to the possibility of passing something akin to slurry - no amount of vigorous chopping action will help there. In fact you may risk redecorating your bathroom 'shade of faeces' depending on consistency.

In that it may be enough to start to chop, but then it breaks apart.


You've just exposed your pooh ignorance. A slurry would go down.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definitely a poop thread.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
Definitely a poop thread.
What makes you say that?
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