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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't get it.
Im not surprised
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many others do you think did?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKjS0I0584o

Use subtitles. It's so funny, I had to post this.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How many others do you think did?
all those with half a brain and didn't talk like my jewish grandmother
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cokey wrote:
Bones McCracker wrote:
How many others do you think did?
all those with half a brain and didn't talk like my jewish grandmother

I don't see anybody leaping to your defense.

You have. Jewish grandmother? :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew it all along... :D
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You have. Jewish grandmother? :lol:
In the same way a Palestinian Norman Bates has a Jewish grandmother. *rim shot*
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bones McCracker wrote:
You have. Jewish grandmother? :lol:
In the same way a Palestinian Norman Bates has a Jewish grandmother. *rim shot*

:lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
cokey wrote:
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How many others do you think did?
all those with half a brain and didn't talk like my jewish grandmother

I don't see anybody leaping to your defense.

You have. Jewish grandmother? :lol:
No, but it's another thing you didn't understand
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you heard about Israel's new house buying reality programme set in the Gaza Strip? It's called 'Hamas under the Hammer'
:lol: :lol: its extra funny because I hate an associated program
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay. We have one person who thought it was funny.

One.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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cokey wrote:
Have you heard about Israel's new house buying reality programme set in the Gaza Strip? It's called 'Hamas under the Hammer'
:lol: :lol: its extra funny because I hate an associated program


Oh, I think I get it. Doctor Who gives a fuck with his Sonic hammer?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...and up to 140,000 bankers could lose their jobs. Bad news for the economy...


...of Colombia"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still only one who thought it was funny. (Not getting it and thinking something else was funny doesn't count.)
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Still only one who thought it was funny. (Not getting it and thinking something else was funny doesn't count.)
true. Pointing out one's own failings again?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bones McCracker wrote:
Still only one who thought it was funny. (Not getting it and thinking something else was funny doesn't count.)
true. Pointing out one's own failings again?

You presume counting to be a good thing.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
cokey wrote:
Bones McCracker wrote:
Still only one who thought it was funny. (Not getting it and thinking something else was funny doesn't count.)
true. Pointing out one's own failings again?

You presume counting to be a good thing.
Not if you're in France and it's 1789, no
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, that was funny.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Okay, that was funny.
:D
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said “Nothing”. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me and not to worry about it. One the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say “I love you too”. When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep. I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle won’t start…can’t figure out why.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you"ll hate it as an adult.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cokey wrote:
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you"ll hate it as an adult.


What's the best part about having a hooker die on you?

The second hour is free.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said “Nothing”. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me and not to worry about it. One the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say “I love you too”. When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep. I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle won’t start…can’t figure out why.


Or

Hit a cow on my motorcycle. In terrible pain... maybe the pain will go away in the morning.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Muso wrote:
Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said “Nothing”. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me and not to worry about it. One the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say “I love you too”. When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep. I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Motorcycle won’t start…can’t figure out why.


Or

Hit a cow on my motorcycle. In terrible pain... maybe the pain will go away in the morning.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You have my eternal pity for that incident.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
Hit a cow on my motorcycle. In terrible pain... maybe the pain will go away in the morning. I'm not feeling that great either.
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