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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So irish!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some short ones.

Should I tell my parents I am adopted?
I don't fit in the family, I think it's time to come clean with them.

How to loose 50 pounds
Amputation. Do you realy need legs?

A random englishman: I went to USA and they spoke american?!! Why is this?

I swallowed an icecube and I haven't realy pooped it out.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A new kind of creature is shown in the Zoo. It can have 720 sexes.
How big is the alphabet of the chromosome then?
(This is not a joke, but you won't know the animal, because it is none. But it exists)
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

patrix_neo wrote:
. . .

How to loose 50 pounds
Amputation. Do you realy need legs?

. . .


Growing up one of my friends dad used to tell me a version of this often going like this:

Want to lose ten ugly pounds?

Cut off your head!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BonezTheGoon wrote:
patrix_neo wrote:
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How to loose 50 pounds
Amputation. Do you realy need legs?

. . .


Growing up one of my friends dad used to tell me a version of this often going like this:

Want to lose ten ugly pounds?

Cut off your head!

:)
Do you realy nead it?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A new kind of creature is shown in the Zoo. It can have 720 sexes.
How big is the alphabet of the chromosome then?
(This is not a joke, but you won't know the animal, because it is none. But it exists)


Donald Trump?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

patrix_neo wrote:

:)
Do you realy nead it?


That is open to opinion.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

patrix_neo wrote:
ulenrich wrote:
A new kind of creature is shown in the Zoo. It can have 720 sexes.
How big is the alphabet of the chromosome then?
(This is not a joke, but you won't know the animal, because it is none. But it exists)


Donald Trump?
Humans are animals. It is not. But can remember things. But has no nerves.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ulenrich wrote:
Humans are animals. It is not. But can remember things. But has no nerves.


The "Blob"
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the winner is:
BonezTheGoon wrote:
ulenrich wrote:
Humans are animals. It is not. But can remember things. But has no nerves.


The "Blob"

@BonezTheGoon
Do you understand what the hell this a kind of a sex live is?
Being straight in 719 ways?
Or how to express "bisexual" in this sex environment?
Human kind has a long way .... but perhaps with artificial genetical enhancements
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing I have read indicates that the 720 "orientations" of "gender" are in any way exclusive of sexual interaction with one another. So it could be that they are all 720sexual. Meaning they all like every variation in sex. Seems like quite a party!!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BonezTheGoon wrote:
Nothing I have read indicates that the 720 "orientations" of "gender" are in any way exclusive of sexual interaction with one another. So it could be that they are all 720sexual. Meaning they all like every variation in sex. Seems like quite a party!!

I cannot imagine what 720 sexes means. Why exactly this number. Or did the scientists investigated 720 individuals and everyone of them had his own sex?

This would remind me of bacteria which can exchange information. Just that?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny.

79 grammar nazis laughed at that joke.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

a very very long pause….

Java.”
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- "Who is Java?"
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