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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:19 am    Post subject: Troll Level : Expert Reply with quote

Emergency crews rescue missing tubers in Muskegon River

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The Muskegon Heights women, all in their 20's, went tubing Tuesday afternoon. None of them had floated down the river before. They said they were told the river went in a circle, and they would end up back where they started.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This must be how they think the river was shaped
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They should be euthanized, for the good of the many.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We really, really need a facepalm emoticon.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:03 am    Post subject: Re: Troll Level : Expert Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
Emergency crews rescue missing tubers in Muskegon River

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The Muskegon Heights women, all in their 20's, went tubing Tuesday afternoon. None of them had floated down the river before. They said they were told the river went in a circle, and they would end up back where they started.


this is why we need feminism! And #BLM!

That misogynist river tried to kill them, while those racist mosquitos attacked them relentlessly!

But honestly, getting lost on a RIVER?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:04 am    Post subject: Re: Troll Level : Expert Reply with quote

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But honestly, getting lost on a RIVER?


Thinking that a river flows in a circle! :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: Troll Level : Expert Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
energyman76b wrote:
But honestly, getting lost on a RIVER?


Thinking that a river flows in a circle! :lol:


well, if it would be a sensible river, it would have re-routed itself upon detecting these women's suffering!

That river is obviously racist!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 6:29 am    Post subject: Re: Troll Level : Expert Reply with quote

energyman76b wrote:
That river is obviously racist!


Indeed!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When i read the title, i thought it was going to be an analysis of Erdogan's made up "coup" to fool the people and take the ultimate power by making himself a hero.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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When i read the title, i thought it was going to be an analysis of Erdogan's made up "coup" to fool the people and take the ultimate power by making himself a hero.


Too many deaths incoming to have been made up. I just think, sadly, that it was a failed coup.

Here's hoping for a more successful sequel.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Too many deaths incoming to have been made up. I just think, sadly, that it was a failed coup.

I don't think Erdogan is above killing people in a false flag if it gets him more power, do you?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aidanjt wrote:
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Too many deaths incoming to have been made up. I just think, sadly, that it was a failed coup.

I don't think Erdogan is above killing people in a false flag if it gets him more power, do you?


This does appear to be Erdogan consolidating his power with a ruse.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They should be euthanized, for the good of the many.

Another "Adventure Alaska" reality series? Should be a huge hit, even if very short.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the better illustrations of need for voting reform I've seen recently!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Julian Edelman is about to drop the sequel to his kids book about a super squirrel
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The book, a second in the series, is about a scrappy squirrel named Jules who teaches young readers about persevering and believing in themselves. Back with his toughest challenge yet, Jules teams up with his friends Tom the Goat, Danny the Fox and Dont'a the Rhino to face the furious falcons.

If getting a glimpse at Tom the Goat (that's G.O.A.T.) doesn't make the book immediately worth a buy, then what does?
Maybe the surprise appearance of Bill "The Owl" Belichick teased by Edelman on Twitter Thursday?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WWE's Enzo Amore Refuses to Remove Penis ... from Driver's License
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WWE superstar Enzo Amore is telling the state of Delaware to stick it -- 'cause there ain't a chance they're getting his penis-ish signature scrubbed from his driver's license!!

Enzo WENT OFF on his DMV beef -- claiming he's been getting calls from reps demanding he change his license ASAP due to the suggestive signature.

Let's be real ... it definitely looks like a dong.

But, Enzo says there's no way in hell he's rejiggering his John Hancock -- and he's willing to go to war over it.

"There ain't no way the state of Delaware is gonna tell me how to sign my own license!! I've been signing this signature since grade school!!"
DL included. And it is TMZ, so there is even a helpful, large red arrow to help you find the signature.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WWE's Enzo Amore Refuses to Remove Penis ... from Driver's License


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:):)
Sweden still have a sexual revolution, when comparing to this one. It's a US thing.
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