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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:39 pm    Post subject: The greatest genius the world has ever known Reply with quote

Behold, Apostle Dr. Kwadwo Safo Kantanka
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the ever loving fuck have you gotten me into reading about? I read most of what you posted and then started researching this guy. Now I'm all dizzy.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just can't believe how selfish Ghana has been hiding this miracle man from the rest of us. Not only did he invent and build from scratch pretty much everything, but he can also raise the dead.

33rd Kantanka Exhibition

Amazing inventions and innovations of Apostle Dr. Kwadwo Safo (year 2006)

8O

Check out this amazing exo-skeleton.

Watch How Apostle Kwadwo Safo Invented His 65kg Kantanka Military Exo-Skeleton
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's see...no targeting of any kind...

I'll take a factory stock Glock 22 Gen 4 loaded with Winchester Ranger T rounds...and a second magazine of that.

I'll need up to 45 seconds.

EDIT: And I'll want a tub of ice cream for when I'm done taking all these guys out. I don't move so fast anymore so my sugar stores will be depleted.

EDIT: Okay well really I just like ice cream, which is why I don't move so fast anymore.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure you can survive their unguided fireworks... I mean bazookas?

WATCH INSIDE APOSTLE KWADWO KANTANKA's BIGGEST NEW MILITARY ARMOR CAR
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So the jury's out on whether or not this is meant to be serious or funny.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
So the jury's out on whether or not this is meant to be serious or funny.


Funny for us, tragic for the people who think it's real.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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but he can also raise the dead.



Don't care about that - if he can sort hair loss out, I'm all over it.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Muso wrote:
but he can also raise the dead.



Don't care about that - if he can sort hair loss out, I'm all over it.


Apostle Dr. Safo modernising the field of Herbal Medicine

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The department has in stock natural plant medicine efficient in the treatment of diseases like malaria, cough, typhoid fever, hernia, ulcer, joint pains, rheumatism, convulsions, diabetes, high blood pressure (hypertension), low blood pressure ( hypotension), infertility, asthma, tuberculosis, anaemia, influenza, migraine, onchocerciasis, malfunctioning kidneys, lung diseases, fibroid, piles, cancer, baldness, general body weakness, jaundice, hepatitis, etc

Although the effective treatment to some of these diseases were developed by Apostle Dr. Safo even before the 1980’s, the department has developed other forms of processing and packaging of the medicine into various drug administration forms such pills, syrups, injectables, infusions, tea bags etc.


There you go. Apostle Dr. Kwadwo Safo Kantanka will teabag you to cure baldness.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i red it/watched it multiple times and still can't believe this is real.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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There you go. Apostle Dr. Kwadwo Safo Kantanka will teabag you to cure baldness.


WOOHOO!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i red it/watched it multiple times and still can't believe this is real.

I still can't figure out if it's just a show or if the government thinks these guys are really worth something. I mean...the Blue Angels planes don't even carry weapons, but they still look cool.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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e3k wrote:
i red it/watched it multiple times and still can't believe this is real.

I still can't figure out if it's just a show or if the government thinks these guys are really worth something.


Because Ghana
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

7 string bass, I'm in.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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7 string bass, I'm in.
Here you go.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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tylerwylie wrote:
7 string bass, I'm in.
Here you go.
Also this
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I have no doubt this is true!
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