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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:32 pm    Post subject: [Florida man] Different version than usual -- still insane Reply with quote

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/27/florida-dad-outraged-by-sexually-explicit-question-on-teens-homework-assignment.html

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Ursula was devastated when her boyfriend broke up with her after having sex. To get revenge, she had sex with his best friend the next day. Ursula had a beautiful baby girl nine months later. Ursula has type O blood, her ex-boyfriend has AB blood and his best friend is type A blood. If her baby daddy is her ex-boyfriend what could the possible blood type(s) of her baby NOT be.


What in this is SEXUALLY EXPLICIT? It mentions sex in no explicit way!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't call it sexually explicit but quite unnecessary for a homework question (on biology?)
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were a parent, I would high-five the teacher that made that question.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are portraying teenage sex without consequences. Also, the question is racist because it uses the privileged white vernacular dialect. The question should have read:
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Shaniqua sorry ass be all cryin an shit when her muthafuckin boyfriend hit it den kick her ass to da curb. So she wanna punk dat perpatratin mutha fucka, an she fuck da sheeet outa his homey da very next day. Hwaaa hwaaa! But Den Shaniqua she get knock up, and nine monf layda, she gots a baybee on hu hand.

So now she gots to buy baby food and pay doctor bills and buy diapers and she caint work cause she gots to take care of dat baby an she don wanna lose her welfare, an she aint got no money, and aint neither one o dem mothafuckas be anywhere in sight!

But, Shaniqua, she smart! She know she gots type O blood. Her cheap-ass abscondin' ex-boyfriend gots AB blood. An dat perpetratin' dog ass sniffin home boy, he gots type A blood. So, how she know, from the baby blood type, which one deez mutha fucka's gonna be payin' fo dis baby!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheet!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
They are portraying teenage sex without consequences. Also, the question is racist because it uses the privileged white vernacular dialect. The question should have read:
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Shaniqua sorry ass be all cryin an shit when her muthafuckin boyfriend hit it den kick her ass to da curb. So she wanna punk dat perpatratin mutha fucka, an she fuck da sheeet outa his homey da very next day. Hwaaa hwaaa! But Den Shaniqua she get knock up, and nine monf layda, she gots a baybee on hu hand.

So now she gots to buy baby food and pay doctor bills and buy diapers and she caint work cause she gots to take care of dat baby an she don wanna lose her welfare, an she aint got no money, and aint neither one o dem mothafuckas be anywhere in sight!

But, Shaniqua, she smart! She know she gots type O blood. Her cheap-ass abscondin' ex-boyfriend gots AB blood. An dat perpetratin' dog ass sniffin home boy, he gots type A blood. So, how she know, from the baby blood type, which one deez mutha fucka's gonna be payin' fo dis baby!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, that was not only vulgar but deeply racist.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
Wow, that was not only vulgar but deeply racist.

Silence, thou benighted peon. Sooth, thy knowest not of Ebonics, noble among causes. Takest thine Humpty-Dumpty ass to yon wall and falleth thee off, for it is thou art racist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English_and_education#Oakland_Ebonics_resolution
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Florida Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Florida Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search
I'm tellin' you man, I don't know how they got there!
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Florida Man Steals Cop Car Tries To Pull Over Other Stolen Car Resulting In Dual Stolen Car Chase
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Needs flowchart.
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
Muso wrote:
Florida Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search
I'm tellin' you man, I don't know how they got there!

:lol:

Article says he claims he found them and they aren't his. "They're not mine, man, I run lost and found outa my ass!"
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