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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:46 am    Post subject: Penis-Speed Reply with quote

Für mich bedautet Penis-> Personal Electric Nikotin Inhalation System
https://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-432697-postdays-0-postorder-asc-start-0.html

pyxel wrote:
hi, I find a little script for measure penis of your gentoo :P

Code:
echo `uptime | grep days | sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/';\
 cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep MHz | awk '{print $4"/30 +"}';\
 free | grep '^Mem' | awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}';\
 df -P -k -t tmpfs | grep -v 1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'` | sed 's/,/\./g' |\
bc | sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'


my desktop is only 17.9cm :lol:
:arrow: paste yours boxs!



Vielleicht ist es hilfreich, für den Spectre/Meltdown Fix
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hallo,

das ist irgendwie lustig 8O 8)

mein Desktop ist wohl >> 144.1cm
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CooSeeS wrote:
hallo,

das ist irgendwie lustig 8O 8)

mein Desktop ist wohl >> 144.1cm
Das kann mein Gentoo in Windows 10 WSL toppen: 861,4cm :lol:
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vergessen, das sollte noch eingefügt sein

56,2cm
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yamakuzure wrote:
CooSeeS wrote:
hallo,

das ist irgendwie lustig 8O 8)

mein Desktop ist wohl >> 144.1cm
Das kann mein Gentoo in Windows 10 WSL toppen: 861,4cm :lol:


Ich bin ja auch gar nicht neugiereig. Aber was du denn für einen Computer ?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:21 am    Post subject: Re: Penis-Speed Reply with quote

LuxJux wrote:
Vielleicht ist es hilfreich, für den Spectre/Meltdown Fix

Eine schwächere Begründung für einen Schwanzlängenvergleich habe ich selten gehört :wink:
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LuxJux wrote:
Yamakuzure wrote:
CooSeeS wrote:
hallo,

das ist irgendwie lustig 8O 8)

mein Desktop ist wohl >> 144.1cm
Das kann mein Gentoo in Windows 10 WSL toppen: 861,4cm :lol:


Ich bin ja auch gar nicht neugiereig. Aber was du denn für einen Computer ?


CPU : Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-6700 CPU @ 3.40GH (Quad-Core + HT)
RAM : 32GB
HD : 500G SSD + 4T HD

Aber der Fehler liegt in WSL. Der Einzeiler fragt nach tmpfs Dateisystemgrößen. 'df -t tmpfs' liefert diese zwar, zeigt aber die Größe der SSD an. Für das Skript habe ich so 466G RAM-Laufwerke. :lol:
Code:
# (Gentoo) 09:10:38 CHH0711 ~ >
grep tmpfs /etc/fstab
none  /build  tmpfs  defaults,exec,suid,size=16g,mode=775,uid=0,gid=250,rw  0 0

# (Gentoo) 09:10:55 CHH0711 ~ >
df -h /build
Filesystem      Size  Used Avail Use% Mounted on
none            466G  384G   82G  83% /build
Cygwin liefert zwar die korrekten Zahlen, kommt aber mit Filesystem und Mountpoint völlig durcheinander: (Ist allerdings ImDisk, Cygwin unterstützt kein tmpfs)
Code:
# (Gentoo) 09:12:17 SEden@CHH0711 ~ >
df -h /build
Filesystem      Size  Used Avail Use% Mounted on
C:/Cygwin        16G  642M   16G   4% /


mv wrote:
LuxJux wrote:
Vielleicht ist es hilfreich, für den Spectre/Meltdown Fix

Eine schwächere Begründung für einen Schwanzlängenvergleich habe ich selten gehört :wink:

Aber sicher noch nie eine lustigere, oder? :)
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kann ich locker toppen:

Code:
7.2cm


Und die Kiste läuft schon 10 Tage:
Code:

 uptime
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

22.8cm und 22 Tage. Schuld sind die blöden Spectre Patches...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bunder wrote:
munchagepeople wrote:
98.7 :)

3Ghz P4, 2560mb RAM, only got an uptime of 4hrs 17 though...


this script is funky...

Code:
chris@bender ~ $ echo `uptime | grep days | sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/';\
>  cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep MHz | awk '{print $4"/30 +"}';\
>  free | grep '^Mem' | awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}';\
>  df -P -k -t tmpfs | grep -v 1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'` |\
> bc | sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
93.3cm


p4-3.0E, 2 gigs of ram, up 97d 9h53m :?


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Ist das ein Update ?

Edit: leider nein. Nur ein Zitat.
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