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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:54 pm    Post subject: I was trying to cure my constipation! Reply with quote

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Man's bizarre excuse to doctors for having a foot-long aubergine in his rectum

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't think that solution is found on WebMD
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have some doctor friends with some good "I accidentally stuck [large object] in my bum" stories.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anna Aroma Anal Advocate might help him plead his case why what was where. Maybe even sue the producer and in the process cause a prejudicate case for all his friends.
Yes, I know her as a good lawyer.
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