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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for $1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for $1.60 and an apple pie for $2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you $2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is $1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for $1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at $2.50, but you can get two for $3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is $2.25, or two for $3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for $2, or two for $3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for $2.75, or two (any combination) for $4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

During a Sunday morning drive...

Son : Dad, what's an "alcoholic"?
Dad : Son, do you see those four cars? An alcoholic would see eight.
Son : Dad, there are only two cars.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for $1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for $1.60 and an apple pie for $2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you $2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is $1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for $1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at $2.50, but you can get two for $3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is $2.25, or two for $3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for $2, or two for $3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for $2.75, or two (any combination) for $4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many germans is there in Götebrog at any moment in time?
Görmany.
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. Which computer sings the best?

A. A Dell
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