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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for $1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for $1.60 and an apple pie for $2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you $2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is $1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for $1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at $2.50, but you can get two for $3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is $2.25, or two for $3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for $2, or two for $3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for $2.75, or two (any combination) for $4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

During a Sunday morning drive...

Son : Dad, what's an "alcoholic"?
Dad : Son, do you see those four cars? An alcoholic would see eight.
Son : Dad, there are only two cars.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for $1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for $1.60 and an apple pie for $2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you $2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is $1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for $1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at $2.50, but you can get two for $3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is $2.25, or two for $3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for $2, or two for $3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for $2.75, or two (any combination) for $4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

*groan*

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many germans is there in Götebrog at any moment in time?
Görmany.
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. Which computer sings the best?

A. A Dell
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- So, yay, it's womens day - at last we get the affirmation we deserve!
- When's mens day, then?
- Sigh, every fucking month...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From real life.

The wife gets a 'blood propp' in her lung. Her man takes her to the hospital and signs her in for observation.
They are both in their 70s old age. He gets back home waiting for answers, texting relatives, and such. Taking care of stuff.

Time goes by.

The man wake up suddenly late at night, see himself without his wife by his side in bed ( Yeah, they are hetero - bite me! )
He suddenly got that instinct, that she should of been there. Less awake than at sleep, he just couldn't do the math. Where TF is she!?!!"
So, he found the only solution to ring his babe.

About 4 hours before that till about the same time as he wakes up, lot of tests are done on his wife and maybe she got some some slumber sleep to that, she woke up at night of her cell phone ( _NOT_ mobile ) ringing.

Her man then voiced in the phone :

-"Hi! Where are you??"

-"I'm at the hospital"

-"What?! WHY?!"

-"I had a heart condition, remember???!"

...a lot of time lapse with silence in the communication....

-"Whuh...!???..You, uhm...
Oh...OK. See you tomorrow, love"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remember the time, when this thread used to be funny?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here I try to class up things a notch. ( I think I can do better next time )
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart Control...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did the leper say to the hooker?


Keep the tip!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brutal.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One for the children :
What does a hedgehog say when he goes to the beach and meets a sea urchin?
-Oh, a mermaid!

And some politically incorrect french nonsense:
What is the difference between Macron?
-He is neither a leftist.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A swimmer in the category of the Olympics, from lets say Russia, enters the banquette, the day before the great vindication of last years disaster...

He ( mens swimming team) put a pill of laxative in the drink of his worst competitor and starts to show the courtesy of being a good sport,
They continue the conversation and enters the pool area of the mansion.
A pause is there while they look at it and then look at each other.

The competitor says :

- " Good luck tomorrow. May the best man win"
- "Agreed. May you have a good run"
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would you do if you saw a space man?
























Park in it. Man.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?











Because it was a cheetah.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once had a hat
Then an indian said it was not kool. So I stoped wearing it.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?




Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you might be the looking for the Dad Jokes thread, this is for actual jokes.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
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