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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leviticus. Mormon's and the whole Black thing (sorry, but The Word of God can't be set aside that easily. Either it is The Word of God or it isn't).
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 9:01 pm    Post subject: Pregnant Sudanese Woman Sentenced to Death - Being Christian Reply with quote

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Meriam Ibrahim, 26, was sentenced Thursday after being convicted of apostasy. The court in Khartoum ruled that Ibrahim must give birth and nurse her baby before being executed, but must receive 100 lashes immediately after having her baby for adultery — for having relations with her Christian husband. Ibrahim, a physician and the daughter of a Christian mother and a Muslim father who abandoned the family as a child, could have spared herself death by hanging simply by renouncing her faith.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:46 am    Post subject: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

EGYPTIAN CLERIC: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AUTHORIZES 'ANAL JIHAD' FOR LONELY TERRORISTS

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An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So they're gonna scream "Anal hu akbar" now?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My better half is Jewish, could that be considered anal jihad? :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anal Jihad

It almost deserves a T-shirt.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

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EGYPTIAN CLERIC: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AUTHORIZES 'ANAL JIHAD' FOR LONELY TERRORISTS

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An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.


Continues in TFA.


given that anal jihad is actually consensual, I prefer they do that than any other kind of jihad.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:50 pm    Post subject: Re: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

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Muso wrote:
EGYPTIAN CLERIC: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AUTHORIZES 'ANAL JIHAD' FOR LONELY TERRORISTS

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An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.


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given that anal jihad is actually consensual, I prefer they do that than any other kind of jihad.


Oh, I agree completely. I just wish they'd stop hanging other "anal jihadists" for doing unsanctioned anal jihad.

"Come over here Ali, and bugger me silly so we can go and hang the homosexuals in the name of Allah!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Anal Jihad

It almost deserves a T-shirt.


Sounds like a metal band for some reason
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't they just have an overdose jihad
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can't they just have an overdose jihad


I have a fever and the only prescription is more jihad.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

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Oh, I agree completely. I just wish they'd stop hanging other "anal jihadists" for doing unsanctioned anal jihad.

"Come over here Ali, and bugger me silly so we can go and hang the homosexuals in the name of Allah!"
The devil's in the sanctioning :twisted:

If you can't stand the hypocrisy, get out of the (re|reli)gion.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bones McCracker wrote:
Anal Jihad

It almost deserves a T-shirt.


Sounds like a metal band for some reason

Sounds like a project for the fraternity pledges during hell week.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One way ticket please.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is another fatwa permitting sodomy for the purposes of stretching out the anus and rectum 'so it can be stuffed full of explosives'.
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One al-Qaeda cleric, named Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, had suggested jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.”

Asiri and probably also others wanted to apply this new innovative Jihad technique. However, in order to insert a bomb through anus, the willing Jihadis needed to be sodomized repeatedly over a period of time to make their anus wide enough for the bomb to go in. One Jihadi, probably Asiri himself, asked an al-Qaeda cleric: “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

‘Yes’ was the answer of the cleric, as he declared the following fatwa (see the video for original in Arabic). He said, although sodomy is forbidden in Islam,
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…jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
There is another fatwa permitting sodomy for the purposes of stretching out the anus and rectum 'so it can be stuffed full of explosives'.
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One al-Qaeda cleric, named Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, had suggested jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.”

Asiri and probably also others wanted to apply this new innovative Jihad technique. However, in order to insert a bomb through anus, the willing Jihadis needed to be sodomized repeatedly over a period of time to make their anus wide enough for the bomb to go in. One Jihadi, probably Asiri himself, asked an al-Qaeda cleric: “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

‘Yes’ was the answer of the cleric, as he declared the following fatwa (see the video for original in Arabic). He said, although sodomy is forbidden in Islam,
Quote:
…jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Islam : Homosexual sex punished by death, unless using homosexual sex in an effort to kill a bunch of random innocent people. In the latter case, it's a ticket to heaven!

Love = bad. Murder = good.

Completely fuct ideology.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you think the mods would let me change my nick to "Ass Jihad"?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muso wrote:
Bones McCracker wrote:
There is another fatwa permitting sodomy for the purposes of stretching out the anus and rectum 'so it can be stuffed full of explosives'.
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One al-Qaeda cleric, named Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, had suggested jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.”

Asiri and probably also others wanted to apply this new innovative Jihad technique. However, in order to insert a bomb through anus, the willing Jihadis needed to be sodomized repeatedly over a period of time to make their anus wide enough for the bomb to go in. One Jihadi, probably Asiri himself, asked an al-Qaeda cleric: “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

‘Yes’ was the answer of the cleric, as he declared the following fatwa (see the video for original in Arabic). He said, although sodomy is forbidden in Islam,
Quote:
…jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Islam : Homosexual sex punished by death, unless using homosexual sex in an effort to kill a bunch of random innocent people. In the latter case, it's a ticket to heaven!

Love = bad. Murder = good.

Completely fuct ideology.

There is no love like christian/jewish/muslim love bringing McDonalds/Democracy/Sharia/God! :D
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do you think the mods would let me change my nick to "Ass Jihad"?
they probably would. I wouldn't go around advertising that as your handle though as some jihadist who is having reservations over finding someone might take it as a calling card
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:38 pm    Post subject: [RoP] Bucket full of heads Reply with quote

'Bucket full of heads any1 in aus want some organs please dont be shy to ask': Smirking Australian terrorist poses with decapitated heads in sickening pictures posted online

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With sunglasses tucked into his shirt, an Australian terrorist smiles as he holds up two decapitated heads for the camera in Syria.

Sydney born boxer Mohamed Elomar casually poses with the severed heads in photos posted on Twitter by his friend, convicted terrorist Khaled Sharrouf.

Another image, uploaded on Friday, shows the heads of alleged Syrian solders being impaled on metal railings.

Like something out of the 18th century, the heads were left on show in a sickening display that aims to cause terror and fear.

The photos were uploaded by terrorist Khaled Sharrouf, alongside disgusting tweets such as 'bucket full of heads any1 in aus want some organs please dont be shy to ask I would love to assist u with body parts [sic]'.

His disturbing rant continued 'few more heads how lovely bludy amazing stuff abuhafs u keep cutting those infidel throats but the last 1 is mine! [sic]'


Disgusting dark age death cult.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:51 pm    Post subject: Re: [RoP] Bucket full of heads Reply with quote

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Smirking Australian terrorist .


I have this image of a cork hat.
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Smirking Australian terrorist .


I have this image of a cork hat.


I can see that, Bruce.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude should be deprived of his tongue and eyes, then chained into a tub and made to slowly rot to death in his own filth and whatever other shit and piss might happen to end up there.
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makes one think about traveling to Syria to support Assad.
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