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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:31 pm    Post subject: Do you think chicks who play the cello are better in bed? Reply with quote

I was watching a video of this Canadian woman playing and for some reason the thought "I bet she must be good in the sack" came to mind.

I think I am going to ban my daughters from playing the cello and double bass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMRJmrLYVTw
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not clicking that link but:

yes.

and:

why? do you want your daughters to be miserable?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Musicians and artists are always better in bed.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

energyman76b wrote:
not clicking that link but:

yes.

and:

why? do you want your daughters to be miserable?
it's only Bach. Suite for Solo Cello no. 1 in G major - Prelude'. The girl in question is Denise Djokic.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably. Except when you're totally (I mean nearly exclusively) into blow jobs. Get a flutist then.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: Do you think chicks who play the cello are better in bed Reply with quote

Butts McCracken wrote:

I think I am going to ban my daughters from playing the cello and double bass.


The flute, don't forget to ban the flute, it could also be used improperly.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Musicians and artists are always better in bed.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butts McCracken wrote:
Denise Djokic.

She has balkans ancestry, she'd rip your dick off.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prenj wrote:
Butts McCracken wrote:
Denise Djokic.

She has balkans ancestry, she'd rip your dick off.


before you can have incredible hot sex with her or after?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prenj wrote:
Butts McCracken wrote:
Denise Djokic.

She has balkans ancestry, she'd rip your dick off.
That's my type of woman!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Musicians and artists are always better in bed.
Woot.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

energyman76b wrote:
Prenj wrote:
Butts McCracken wrote:
Denise Djokic.

She has balkans ancestry, she'd rip your dick off.


before you can have incredible hot sex with her or after?

During!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

porodzila wrote:
Musicians and artists are always better in bed.
They'd certainly tell you that.


Clad in Sky wrote:
Probably. Except when you're totally (I mean nearly exclusively) into blow jobs. Get a flutist then.
I'd figure that would be the last thing they'd want to do after a long day at work.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife plays cello. I'm still happily married after 14 years. 8)
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butts McCracken wrote:
Prenj wrote:
Butts McCracken wrote:
Denise Djokic.

She has balkans ancestry, she'd rip your dick off.
That's my type of woman!


Yeah, we know all about that history. Mr(s) McCracken. :D :P
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clad in Sky wrote:
Probably. Except when you're totally (I mean nearly exclusively) into blow jobs. Get a flutist then.

If you're into blowjobs, find a girl who plays base clarinet.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Clad in Sky wrote:
Probably. Except when you're totally (I mean nearly exclusively) into blow jobs. Get a flutist then.

If you're into blowjobs, find a girl who plays base clarinet.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now, my girlfriend plays the piano.
What to make of that?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clad in Sky wrote:
Now, my girlfriend plays the piano.
What to make of that?

You need to take what she says at face value. Her senses are very sensitive.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clad in Sky wrote:
Now, my girlfriend plays the piano.
What to make of that?


she can give two handjobs at once?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

energyman76b wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Clad in Sky wrote:
Probably. Except when you're totally (I mean nearly exclusively) into blow jobs. Get a flutist then.

If you're into blowjobs, find a girl who plays bass clarinet.


contrabassoon

Only if your organ is the size of a stubby pencil.

The bass clarinet eat least trains them to open their jaw and throat.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clad in Sky wrote:
Now, my girlfriend plays the piano.
What to make of that?
She's good with her fingers.

In other words she goes and finishes herself off in the toilet after sex :P
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:
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