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Muso l33t


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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:08 am Post subject: |
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Revolting. People are around her, too.
Being Canadian, she must have said "please" and "thank you", though. |
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Muso l33t


Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Posts: 950 Location: The Holy city of Honolulu
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:17 am Post subject: |
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I'm assuming that she works as a nurse or a chef. _________________ Chemtrails don't actually exist.
The optical illusion of seeing white streaks crisscrossing a blue background in the presence of sunlight is a common hallucination that comes from drinking fluoridated water. |
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TheLexx Tux's lil' helper


Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 111 Location: Austin Tx
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:19 am Post subject: |
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These links make me wonder why I even bother going to the "off the wall" section. I suppose that the video was suppose to gross everyone out so badly that they would not watch the video a second time. If anyone did and they had any knowledge of video they would notice a few things.
1. The objects that are thrown by the lady are light colored, the close up of those objects are dark colored.
2. The video at the start of the clip is monochrome, the video at the end of the clip is color.
3. the zoom is discontinuous at starts out as what looks like a digital zoom then changes to a camera that is not mounted to a fixed point.
The security camera probable picked up a woman pulling a wad of toilet paper or a depends out and tossing it. Probably gross enough, but to rack up the YouTube hits they had to ramp it up and fake the closeup of turds on the tile floor. Enough said, you don't need Caption Disillusion here. |
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Muso l33t


Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Posts: 950 Location: The Holy city of Honolulu
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:32 am Post subject: |
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See? This is why things are posted in OTW. We get video forensics on a woman flinging Canadian poo! _________________ Chemtrails don't actually exist.
The optical illusion of seeing white streaks crisscrossing a blue background in the presence of sunlight is a common hallucination that comes from drinking fluoridated water. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1609 Location: U.S.A.
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:03 am Post subject: |
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TheLexx wrote: | These links make me wonder why I even bother going to the "off the wall" section. I suppose that the video was suppose to gross everyone out so badly that they would not watch the video a second time. If anyone did and they had any knowledge of video they would notice a few things.
1. The objects that are thrown by the lady are light colored, the close up of those objects are dark colored.
2. The video at the start of the clip is monochrome, the video at the end of the clip is color.
3. the zoom is discontinuous at starts out as what looks like a digital zoom then changes to a camera that is not mounted to a fixed point.
The security camera probable picked up a woman pulling a wad of toilet paper or a depends out and tossing it. Probably gross enough, but to rack up the YouTube hits they had to ramp it up and fake the closeup of turds on the tile floor. Enough said, you don't need Caption Disillusion here. |
You're just in denial because your mom never let you see her naked when you were a baby. Even if the objects thrown by the "lady" are light colored, what does that make them? Sanitary napkin? Tampon? Antiviral antibacterial antifungal vagi-wipes? How can anything coming from down there, in the middle of a public area, be any less disgusting? I'd rather see a woman pull a turd out of her ass than wipe the malodorous cunt-cheese (or somebody's jism, obtained in the nearby alley) out of it and throw it on the sidewalk, with people only feet away. |
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TheLexx Tux's lil' helper


Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 111 Location: Austin Tx
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mdeininger Veteran


Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1740 Location: Emerald Isles, observing Dublin's docklands
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:42 am Post subject: |
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The fun part: this is the intertubes, so there's over more than a dozen people who saw that video and WILL fap to it. Tonight. _________________ "Confident, lazy, cocky, dead." -- Felix Jongleur, Otherland
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juniper l33t


Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 763 Location: EU
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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hey. That should get an NSFW. I clicked that! _________________
wswartzendruber wrote: | Well, every group has its nutjobs, and the Second Amendment crowd is no exception. |
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pjp Administrator


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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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'poops in hand' really needs additional warnings? _________________ The First of April. The day when people critically evaluate information from the internet before accepting it as true. |
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patrix_neo Guru


Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 514 Location: The Maldives
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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Muso wrote: | I'm assuming that she works as a nurse or a chef. |
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mdmarmer n00b


Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 6 Location: dayton ohio
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:09 am Post subject: |
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Everyone needs to carry a Loop n Poop (oops, not available, yet!)
http://www.loopnpoop.com/
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:51 am Post subject: |
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For those too fat to simply squat, and also too dumb to just lean up against the tree. |
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porodzila Guru


Joined: 22 May 2004 Posts: 307 Location: Terrapin Station
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:22 am Post subject: |
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Plenty of idiots would buy that as a gag gift. |
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pjp Administrator


Joined: 16 Apr 2002 Posts: 17656
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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:43 am Post subject: |
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The device is much less interesting than the potential search terms which led to it. _________________ The First of April. The day when people critically evaluate information from the internet before accepting it as true. |
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cokey Advocate


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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:15 am Post subject: |
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I don't think it was real. The video just looks like some woman scratching her arse and getting a bit of fluff out. It then switches to a colour video that could be anywhere _________________ "Sex: breakfast of champions" - James Hunt |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Butts McCracken wrote: | I don't think it was real. The video just looks like some woman scratching her arse and getting a bit of fluff out. It then switches to a colour video that could be anywhere |
"getting a bit of fluff out"?  |
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TheLexx Tux's lil' helper


Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 111 Location: Austin Tx
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:11 am Post subject: |
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Reading the YouTube comments, I think I saw the best hypothesis for the black and white part of the video. The Woman was trying to hide drugs on her person, then she got scared and threw them away. I think it makes the most sense. After all, where would be the best place for her to hide her crack? |
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sabre66 n00b


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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:53 am Post subject: |
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TheLexx wrote: | These links make me wonder why I even bother going to the "off the wall" section. I suppose that the video was suppose to gross everyone out so badly that they would not watch the video a second time. If anyone did and they had any knowledge of video they would notice a few things.
1. The objects that are thrown by the lady are light colored, the close up of those objects are dark colored.
2. The video at the start of the clip is monochrome, the video at the end of the clip is color.
3. the zoom is discontinuous at starts out as what looks like a digital zoom then changes to a camera that is not mounted to a fixed point.
The security camera probable picked up a woman pulling a wad of toilet paper or a depends out and tossing it. Probably gross enough, but to rack up the YouTube hits they had to ramp it up and fake the closeup of turds on the tile floor. Enough said, you don't need Caption Disillusion here. |
1. The objects are light colored because the infrared lighting of the camera is picking up the heat of the freshly expelled "poo"
2 The video is in monochrome because the camera is in night mode and lighting up using infrared, when cameras are in night mode the are almost always in B&W
3. The zooming in is very obvious that its another clip spliced in probably from a phone notice the bright light from the flash light _________________ By gazing upon the image of the McMartyr, you too have become *permanently* and *irrevokably* redeemed. You are now officially a Melchizedek Priest of McChurch. |
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sabre66 n00b


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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:56 am Post subject: |
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TheLexx wrote: | These links make me wonder why I even bother going to the "off the wall" section. I suppose that the video was suppose to gross everyone out so badly that they would not watch the video a second time. If anyone did and they had any knowledge of video they would notice a few things.
1. The objects that are thrown by the lady are light colored, the close up of those objects are dark colored.
2. The video at the start of the clip is monochrome, the video at the end of the clip is color.
3. the zoom is discontinuous at starts out as what looks like a digital zoom then changes to a camera that is not mounted to a fixed point.
The security camera probable picked up a woman pulling a wad of toilet paper or a depends out and tossing it. Probably gross enough, but to rack up the YouTube hits they had to ramp it up and fake the closeup of turds on the tile floor. Enough said, you don't need Caption Disillusion here. |
1. The objects are light colored because the infrared lighting of the camera is picking up the heat of the freshly expelled "poo"
2 The video is in monochrome because the camera is in night mode and lighting up using infrared, when cameras are in night mode the are almost always in B&W
3. The zooming in is very obvious that its another clip spliced in probably from a phone notice the bright light from the flash light _________________ By gazing upon the image of the McMartyr, you too have become *permanently* and *irrevokably* redeemed. You are now officially a Melchizedek Priest of McChurch. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:27 am Post subject: |
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Face it folks: it's a turd.
That's real life, and your mother leaves skid-marks in the toilet.
First the clubbing of baby seals and the starving of sled dogs, then the venting of asbestos dust downwind into New England, then the Dwarf Tossing in bars, then Mayor Ford, then spying on their own people like the evil U.S., and now 'women' surreptitiously yanking turds out of their asses in public... what will our polite Canadian neighbors do next?  |
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TheLexx Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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sabre66 wrote: | 1. The objects are light colored because the infrared lighting of the camera is picking up the
heat of the freshly expelled "poo" |
Security cameras to not pick up long-wave IR emitted by objects at 98F or 37C. Security cameras pick up IR emitted by IR LEDs. Those LEDs emit 700 mili-ev photons. Photons emitted by objects at 98F are around 80-100 mili-ev. Those photons hove too little energy to be picked up by a regular security camera. It takes a specialized camera with built-in cryogenic-cooling to detect 100 mili-ev photons. And if she was being recorded by a camera that did detect body heat then she would be glowing like images like this.
PS. Oh my GOD, I'm wasting my life arguing about an odiously edited video that purports to show a woman throwing SH--! |
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Muso l33t


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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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TheLexx wrote: | PS. Oh my GOD, I'm wasting my life arguing about an odiously edited video that purports to show a woman throwing SH--! |
Welcome to OTW _________________ Chemtrails don't actually exist.
The optical illusion of seeing white streaks crisscrossing a blue background in the presence of sunlight is a common hallucination that comes from drinking fluoridated water. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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There is a big difference between your typical night vision system (typical IR camera or night vision goggles) and a proper thermal imaging system (e.g., tank thermal site, FLIR, etc.).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvnMYqj2c0
Night vision goggles are good for walking through the woods or driving down a road, but a good thermal imaging system (such as in the targeting systems of a modern tank or attack helicopter) can operate with zero illumination and make out a specific person's face at several hundred meters, or spot somebody hiding behind bushes thousands of meters away (day or night, in any weather conditions short of a blinding snow storm).
As to what it looks like, they typically have the ability to display as "white hot" or "black hot".
NVGs and typical IR cameras are useless in zero-illum environments, and if you turn on an IR light, you're just announcing your presence and location to anybody else who's wearing similar equipment. People walking around in the woods with NVGs and their built-in light switched on are as visible to someone else wearing NVGs as if they had a flashlight taped to their forehead. Perfect magnet for head shots. |
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