[O Canada] Toronto Woman Poops In Her Hand

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Nasty .. Toronto Woman Poops In Her Hand After Club Night And Tosses It Like Nothing Happened
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Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1606 Location: U.S.A.

Revolting. People are around her, too.

Being Canadian, she must have said "please" and "thank you", though.

Muso · Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:17 am Post subject:

I'm assuming that she works as a nurse or a chef.
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TheLexx · Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:19 am Post subject:

These links make me wonder why I even bother going to the "off the wall" section. I suppose that the video was suppose to gross everyone out so badly that they would not watch the video a second time. If anyone did and they had any knowledge of video they would notice a few things.

1. The objects that are thrown by the lady are light colored, the close up of those objects are dark colored.

2. The video at the start of the clip is monochrome, the video at the end of the clip is color.

3. the zoom is discontinuous at starts out as what looks like a digital zoom then changes to a camera that is not mounted to a fixed point.

The security camera probable picked up a woman pulling a wad of toilet paper or a depends out and tossing it. Probably gross enough, but to rack up the YouTube hits they had to ramp it up and fake the closeup of turds on the tile floor. Enough said, you don't need Caption Disillusion here.

Muso · Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:32 am Post subject:

See? This is why things are posted in OTW. We get video forensics on a woman flinging Canadian poo!
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TheLexx · Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:01 am Post subject:

This is how we deal with that kind a thing in Merica https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T9cvArrBiw

mdeininger · Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:42 am Post subject:

The fun part: this is the intertubes, so there's over more than a dozen people who saw that video and WILL fap to it. Tonight.
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juniper · l33t Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 763 Location: EU

hey. That should get an NSFW. I clicked that!
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pjp · Administrator Joined: 16 Apr 2002 Posts: 17455

'poops in hand' really needs additional warnings?
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mdmarmer · n00b Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 6 Location: dayton ohio

Everyone needs to carry a Loop n Poop (oops, not available, yet!)
http://www.loopnpoop.com/

lol

Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1606 Location: U.S.A.

For those too fat to simply squat, and also too dumb to just lean up against the tree.

porodzila · Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:22 am Post subject:

Plenty of idiots would buy that as a gag gift.

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cokey · Advocate Joined: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 3343

I don't think it was real. The video just looks like some woman scratching her arse and getting a bit of fluff out. It then switches to a colour video that could be anywhere
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Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1606 Location: U.S.A.

TheLexx · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:11 am Post subject:

Reading the YouTube comments, I think I saw the best hypothesis for the black and white part of the video. The Woman was trying to hide drugs on her person, then she got scared and threw them away. I think it makes the most sense. After all, where would be the best place for her to hide her crack?

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Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1606 Location: U.S.A.

Face it folks: it's a turd.

That's real life, and your mother leaves skid-marks in the toilet.

First the clubbing of baby seals and the starving of sled dogs, then the venting of asbestos dust downwind into New England, then the Dwarf Tossing in bars, then Mayor Ford, then spying on their own people like the evil U.S., and now 'women' surreptitiously yanking turds out of their asses in public... what will our polite Canadian neighbors do next?

TheLexx · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:27 pm Post subject:

Muso · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:52 pm Post subject:

Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1606 Location: U.S.A.

There is a big difference between your typical night vision system (typical IR camera or night vision goggles) and a proper thermal imaging system (e.g., tank thermal site, FLIR, etc.).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvnMYqj2c0

Night vision goggles are good for walking through the woods or driving down a road, but a good thermal imaging system (such as in the targeting systems of a modern tank or attack helicopter) can operate with zero illumination and make out a specific person's face at several hundred meters, or spot somebody hiding behind bushes thousands of meters away (day or night, in any weather conditions short of a blinding snow storm).

As to what it looks like, they typically have the ability to display as "white hot" or "black hot".

NVGs and typical IR cameras are useless in zero-illum environments, and if you turn on an IR light, you're just announcing your presence and location to anybody else who's wearing similar equipment. People walking around in the woods with NVGs and their built-in light switched on are as visible to someone else wearing NVGs as if they had a flashlight taped to their forehead. Perfect magnet for head shots.