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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:38 pm Post subject: Kim Jong-Un's ex girfriend executed by firing squad |
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She was a musical performer, and apparently their performances were judged too sexy -- a violation of pornography law.
Quote: | The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.
All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated. |
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html
It is for the good of the collective. The state knows what's good for the people. The needs of the few must sometimes give way to the needs of the many. The ends justify the means. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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pjp Administrator


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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Obama is pissed that he can't quite do that yet. _________________ Bullied into silence. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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"quite" being the operative word _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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energyman76b Advocate


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
I identify as a dirty penismensch. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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energyman76b wrote: | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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Koala Kid Guru


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. |
Human Centipede? _________________ "People are the worst, the worst thing about music is that people play it". M. Patton. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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Koala Kid wrote: | BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. |
Human Centipede? |
energyman76b at his new job. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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energyman76b Advocate


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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BoneKracker wrote: | Koala Kid wrote: | BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. |
Human Centipede? |
energyman76b at his new job. |
my glasses look a lot better than that. _________________ Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
I identify as a dirty penismensch. |
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pjp Administrator


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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass? :P | urban dictionary _________________ Bullied into silence. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:10 am Post subject: |
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pjp wrote: | BoneKracker wrote: | energyman76b wrote: | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?  | urban dictionary |
Oh. Thank you (I think). _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
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pjp Administrator


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:10 am Post subject: |
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After the clown thread, I figured that was pretty tame. _________________ Bullied into silence. |
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Old School Apprentice


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:20 am Post subject: |
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I'm glad I haven't opened the clown thread.  _________________ The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.
George Orwell
It just keeps getting better |
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pjp Administrator


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:39 am Post subject: |
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It starts out relatively safe and mainly just odd. _________________ Bullied into silence. |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:39 am Post subject: |
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It wasn't my fault. I started it off to enjoy mock clown pornography. Before I knew what happened, several of our people's inner porn monster had emerged and they were using terminology I've never even heard before, like a bunch of amateur Ron Jeremys. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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notageek Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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I have no idea what that thread is about. _________________ "Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated, until defeat has been accepted as a reality." -- Bruce Lee |
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juniper l33t


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it. _________________
wswartzendruber wrote: | Well, every group has its nutjobs, and the Second Amendment crowd is no exception. |
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Naib Watchman


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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He doesn't get it cause he shoot perspective shags
Probably gets blown off by his generals anyway _________________ The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter
Great Britain is a republic, with a hereditary president, while the United States is a monarchy with an elective king |
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Bones McCracker Veteran


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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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juniper wrote: | i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it. |
It's a socialist extremacy; economics have nothing to do with it. See, here's where you go wrong: you assume a woman's feelings in the matter are of any consequence. His choice of companion or bride will be what's best for The People, by definition. No North Korean woman would forsake her duty to do what's best for The People, and to fail to do so would be treasonous. _________________
patrix_neo wrote: | The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it. |
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Muso l33t


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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite". _________________ People Of Love
Kindness Evokes Kindness
Peace Emits Positive Energy |
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Prenj n00b


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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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Muso wrote: | I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite". |
It must run in the family, hence the power trip.  _________________ “If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him” |
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o'bogamol Tux's lil' helper


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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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juniper wrote: | i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it. |
Worked fine for Henry the VIII. Why, the hell, not? _________________ "History began on July 4,1776. Everything before that was a mistake." -Ron Swanson |
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Muso l33t


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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Prenj wrote: | Muso wrote: | I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite". |
It must run in the family, hence the power trip.  |
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Indeed.
bogamol wrote: | juniper wrote: | i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it. |
Worked fine for Henry the VIII. Why, the hell, not? |
Exactly. He has absolute power over life and death. The pick up line, "I will imprison and starve your family to death if you don't service me" is still sitting at the #1 slot for all time greatest pick up lines. _________________ People Of Love
Kindness Evokes Kindness
Peace Emits Positive Energy |
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cokey Advocate


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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:02 am Post subject: |
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bitch stepped out... _________________ "Sex: breakfast of champions" - James Hunt |
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