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Bones McCracker
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 Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:38 pm Post subject: Kim Jong-Un's ex girfriend executed by firing squad |
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She was a musical performer, and apparently their performances were judged too sexy -- a violation of pornography law.
| Quote: | The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.
All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated. |
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html
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| Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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Obama is pissed that he can't quite do that yet.
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| "quite" being the operative word |
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meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth.
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| energyman76b wrote: | | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass? 
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: | | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. |
Human Centipede?
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Bones McCracker
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| Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Koala Kid wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: | | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. |
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energyman76b at his new job. |
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | Koala Kid wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: | | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass?
She probably got a new boyfriend. Then, he probably saw her and one of her girlfriends giggling and looking at him, and decided they were talking about his stubby pencil, and that put him over the edge. |
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energyman76b at his new job. |
my glasses look a lot better than that.
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pjp
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| Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: | | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass? :P |
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| pjp wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: | | meh... she probably did not do ass to mouth. |
You mean mouth to ass? |
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Oh. Thank you (I think). |
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pjp
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After the clown thread, I figured that was pretty tame.
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I'm glad I haven't opened the clown thread. 
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It starts out relatively safe and mainly just odd.
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| It wasn't my fault. I started it off to enjoy mock clown pornography. Before I knew what happened, several of our people's inner porn monster had emerged and they were using terminology I've never even heard before, like a bunch of amateur Ron Jeremys. |
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I have no idea what that thread is about.
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i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it.
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He doesn't get it cause he shoot perspective shags
Probably gets blown off by his generals anyway
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| juniper wrote: | i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it. |
It's a socialist extremacy; economics have nothing to do with it. See, here's where you go wrong: you assume a woman's feelings in the matter are of any consequence. His choice of companion or bride will be what's best for The People, by definition. No North Korean woman would forsake her duty to do what's best for The People, and to fail to do so would be treasonous. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite".
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| Muso wrote: | | I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite". |
It must run in the family, hence the power trip.
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| juniper wrote: | i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it. |
Worked fine for Henry the VIII. Why, the hell, not?
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| Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Prenj wrote: | | Muso wrote: | | I think the truth is more along the lines of her giggling at his "Two inches of pure dynamite". |
It must run in the family, hence the power trip. |
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| bogamol wrote: | | juniper wrote: | i obviously have no idea what it's like to live in NK, but doesn't this send out a message of don't date me because if we break up you will be executed? Won't that lower the quality of his bridal pool?
simple economics. I don't understand why he doesn't get it. |
Worked fine for Henry the VIII. Why, the hell, not? |
Exactly. He has absolute power over life and death. The pick up line, "I will imprison and starve your family to death if you don't service me" is still sitting at the #1 slot for all time greatest pick up lines.
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bitch stepped out...
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