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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:28 am    Post subject: Would you tap that? Reply with quote

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225

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Meet Roxxxy the sex robot with a triple XXX. Depending on your view 'she' is either at the cutting edge of the human-robot interface, or a modern reflection on some men's difficulties in relating to real-life partners.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I would not "tap that".

Human female is a starting point for all other criteria.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're not "tapping" anything, you're just masturbating.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of that really bad Bruce Willis film Surrogates, where even the film editor seemed bored with the pile of drivel and delivered a 70 minute film.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The main drawback of this type of robot is that they have a very short battery life - they only last for about 20 minutes.

Perfect! Plenty of time for foreplay.

Edit: uh, that's a joke.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm guessing purchasers would go on a list of those to be questioned when women start disappearing within a certain radius.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

any hole's a goal
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woof!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

daaaayaaaaam!!!! I wouldn't even hit that with mcgruff's dick.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prenj wrote:
You're not "tapping" anything, you're just masturbating.


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Indeed.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

big dave wrote:
daaaayaaaaam!!!! I wouldn't even hit that with mcgruff's dick.

Yeah, really. If you're going to create a woman which can look like anything, at least make it look like Jessica Alba or something.

Maybe they had to give her that huge jaw to fit the vibrating, massaging, head-giving apparatus in there.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never mind all that, it is a prelude to this.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd tap that, with a wire jacket stripper and crocodile clips.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
Maybe they had to give her that huge jaw to fit the vibrating, massaging, head-giving apparatus in there.

I guess the question is "does it hum?"
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