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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:26 pm    Post subject: Canadian town levelled. Nobody noticed. Reply with quote

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/14938133-train-with-70-oil-tankers-derails-and-explodes-in-canada
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's only Quebec. Hopefully no significant damage to the ecosystem.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meanwhile, 13-year-olds Jean-Luc Trembley and Michel LaPierre, who derailed the train by piling a little gravel on the tracks and hiding behind a bush to see what would happen, are thought to be hiding in the woods repeatedly saying, "Holy Fuck!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Meanwhile, 13-year-olds Jean-Luc Trembley and Michel LaPierre, who derailed the train by piling a little gravel on the tracks and hiding behind a bush to see what would happen, are thought to be hiding in the woods repeatedly saying, "Holy Fuck!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Meanwhile, 13-year-olds Jean-Luc Trembley and Michel LaPierre, who derailed the train by piling a little gravel on the tracks and hiding behind a bush to see what would happen, are thought to be hiding in the woods repeatedly saying, "Holy Fuck!"

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just putain! That's pretty much good for all circumstances. :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just putain! That's pretty much good for all circumstances. :lol:

One should learn enough french so that chicks in Latin Quarter in Montreal understand that one is trying. :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prenj wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Just putain! That's pretty much good for all circumstances. :lol:

One should learn enough french so that chicks in Latin Quarter in Montreal understand that one is trying. :lol:
you could always carry a stack of explicit photos to show what you're trying to say :twisted:
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mdeininger wrote:
Prenj wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Just putain! That's pretty much good for all circumstances. :lol:

One should learn enough french so that chicks in Latin Quarter in Montreal understand that one is trying. :lol:
you could always carry a stack of explicit photos to show what you're trying to say :twisted:

It's not communication issues, they all speak perfect english, it's the issue that one should not presume to speak english in Latin Quarters where all the "frenchies" live, cos you get ignored right away. You gotta show them that you are on their side, even tho you suck at it, and chances are you will be forgiven for "effort".
I had couple of situations where I was buying a subway ticket and speaking english, and the dude would just straight up refuse to reply in anything but french, until I switched to either serbo-croatian or swedish. Then it's ok for them to speak english. :lol:
After all, they are voting for independent Quebec every time they get a chance, and always end up at something like 49% for and 51% against, and all the immigrants are tipping the scale towards the english canada, so if you are on their side, you have great chance of having a good night out.
Chicks in Montreal are hot btw, all those tall dark-haired-blue-eyed feline honeys, mmmm. Best thing about Montreal, imo.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mdeininger wrote:
Prenj wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Just putain! That's pretty much good for all circumstances. :lol:

One should learn enough french so that chicks in Latin Quarter in Montreal understand that one is trying. :lol:
you could always carry a stack of explicit photos to show what you're trying to say :twisted:

:lol:

Or a couple of those anatomically correct dolls used in forensic interviews of molested children.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
mdeininger wrote:
Prenj wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
Just putain! That's pretty much good for all circumstances. :lol:

One should learn enough french so that chicks in Latin Quarter in Montreal understand that one is trying. :lol:
you could always carry a stack of explicit photos to show what you're trying to say :twisted:

:lol:

Or a couple of those anatomically correct dolls used in forensic interviews of molested children.
:lol: nice one :D

"I'd like *that*, in *there* ... eeeeeeexcellent"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't necessary, it was written on my forehead! :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prenj wrote:
It wasn't necessary, it was written on my forehead! :lol:
that would be some badass inking - no matter which head's fore regions would be involved :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better than having a communication problem. Ask Cach0rr0 about how confusion over what "come in face" means resulted in him blowing his wad in some chick's shoe. :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canada Levelled - No-one Noticed
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
Better than having a communication problem. Ask Cach0rr0 about how confusion over what "come in face" means resulted in him blowing his wad in some chick's shoe. :lol:
:lol:

I like where this thread is headed :twisted:
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prenj wrote:
It's not communication issues, they all speak perfect english, it's the issue that one should not presume to speak english in Latin Quarters where all the "frenchies" live
At least they're keeping the stereotype alive. I gyess if you need stuck-up, there is still a source.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reports that foul play may be involved.

Any takers for the Jihadist in the Canadian province with the lead pipe? Or maybe the Environmentalist in the Rail Yard with the wrench?

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"We've had a very good safety record for these 10 years," he told USA Today, "Well, I think we've blown it here."
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Also reports that some people may have been vaporized. 8O
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is Canada. This is definitely the terrorist organization GreenPeace.
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