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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:55 pm    Post subject: She can crush you. With her privates. Reply with quote

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/tvmagazine/4819487/woman-with-the-worlds-strongest-vagina.html
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Libertardian denial of reality is wholly unimpressive and unconvincing, and simply serves to demonstrate what a bunch of delusional fools they all are.

Satan's got perfectly toned abs and rocks a c-cup.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmmmm, I'd still take my chances with her.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was going to you're nuts

but I'll also say your nuts!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw this thread right beside https://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-953286.html and thought for sure they were dupes... just two unrelated stories with good timing :)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Soviet Russia ...
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What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... bearded clam eats you?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Need to teach the redhead how to do it.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's no way she's holding all that weight with that tiny "egg". If she had a fist-sized egg, I might believe it, but I strongly suspect this is faked. She's got some kind of harness on under the jumpsuit.

If somebody can find video that shows it being done fully unclothed, I'll use a bearded clam as my avatar for a month.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UqlAQVEqog

There you go. I await your pithy excuse for not complying with your avatar change. :P
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

as she can't understand english you are all safe.
how guinnes peope find such events possible
it got to be after a medical check up
it need not be fake after all
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UqlAQVEqog

There you go. I await your pithy excuse for not complying with your avatar change. :P

I want my two minutes back. :roll:
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

padoor wrote:
as she can't understand english you are all safe.
how guinnes peope find such events possible
it got to be after a medical check up
it need not be fake after all

Where do you see Guinness people?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
sikpuppy wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UqlAQVEqog

There you go. I await your pithy excuse for not complying with your avatar change. :P

I want my two minutes back. :roll:

You will have an extra hour soon, depending on where you live.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
padoor wrote:

how guinnes peope find such events possible
ll

Where do you see Guinness people?

I see Guinness people.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
sikpuppy wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UqlAQVEqog

There you go. I await your pithy excuse for not complying with your avatar change. :P

I want my two minutes back. :roll:

You will have an extra hour soon, depending on where you live.


The clock springs forward (and falls back). So we lose the hour between 0200 and 0300 tonight. This must be why he is so time sensitive.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bogamol wrote:
sikpuppy wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
sikpuppy wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UqlAQVEqog

There you go. I await your pithy excuse for not complying with your avatar change. :P

I want my two minutes back. :roll:

You will have an extra hour soon, depending on where you live.


The clock springs forward (and falls back). So we lose the hour between 0200 and 0300 tonight.

He's an Antipode. It's early Fall there.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
He's an Antipode. It's early Fall there.

Or Autumn, as we call it. We remember from previous years that leaves "fall" off the trees, so we don't have to be reminded by a naming system. :twisted:
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
He's an Antipode. It's early Fall there.

Or Autumn, as we call it. We remember from previous years that leaves "fall" off the trees, so we don't have to be reminded by a naming system. :twisted:

We call it "Autumn" or "Fall". I said "Fall" here for consistency with the aphorism.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
bogamol wrote:
sikpuppy wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
sikpuppy wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UqlAQVEqog

There you go. I await your pithy excuse for not complying with your avatar change. :P

I want my two minutes back. :roll:

You will have an extra hour soon, depending on where you live.


The clock springs forward (and falls back). So we lose the hour between 0200 and 0300 tonight.

He's an Antipode. It's early Fall there.


Oh, right. Fall forward (onto the bar after 12 Fosters). Spring back (THERE'S A SNAKODILE). :p
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or face first onto the "Baaahbeee".
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can feel the love.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We do -- we Americans love Australians like brothers. Aussies and Russians don't act like women (like the Europeans and Indians); with the exception of Sydney, the men are masculine (the women are masculine too, but hey, you can't have everything). :P
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
We do -- we Americans love Australians like brothers. Aussies and Russians don't act like women (like the Europeans and Indians); with the exception of Sydney, the men are masculine (the women are masculine too, but hey, you can't have everything). :P

I knew an Aussie guy who moved to Belfast, went strutting around like a peacock.. He soon learned his place.
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