She can crush you. With her privates.

energyman76b · Advocate Joined: 26 Mar 2003 Posts: 2042 Location: Germany

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/tvmagazine/4819487/woman-with-the-worlds-strongest-vagina.html
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I identify as a dirty penismensch.

Mardok45 · Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:19 pm Post subject:

Mmmmmm, I'd still take my chances with her.

billium · Apprentice Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 185

I was going to you're nuts

but I'll also say your nuts!

SiberianSniper · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:39 am Post subject:

I saw this thread right beside https://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-953286.html and thought for sure they were dupes... just two unrelated stories with good timing

notageek · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:46 am Post subject:

In Soviet Russia ...
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Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

... bearded clam eats you?

Muso · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:19 am Post subject:

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notageek · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:15 am Post subject:

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pjp · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:00 pm Post subject:

Need to teach the redhead how to do it.
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Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

There's no way she's holding all that weight with that tiny "egg". If she had a fist-sized egg, I might believe it, but I strongly suspect this is faked. She's got some kind of harness on under the jumpsuit.

If somebody can find video that shows it being done fully unclothed, I'll use a bearded clam as my avatar for a month.

sikpuppy · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:11 am Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UqlAQVEqog

There you go. I await your pithy excuse for not complying with your avatar change.

padoor · Advocate Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Posts: 4185 Location: india

as she can't understand english you are all safe.
how guinnes peope find such events possible
it got to be after a medical check up
it need not be fake after all
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Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

sikpuppy · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:21 am Post subject:

sikpuppy · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:25 am Post subject:

o'bogamol · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:26 am Post subject:

Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

sikpuppy · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:34 am Post subject:

Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

o'bogamol · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:11 am Post subject:

Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

Or face first onto the "Baaahbeee".

sikpuppy · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:45 am Post subject:

I can feel the love.

Bones McCracker · Veteran Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 1580 Location: U.S.A.

We do -- we Americans love Australians like brothers. Aussies and Russians don't act like women (like the Europeans and Indians); with the exception of Sydney, the men are masculine (the women are masculine too, but hey, you can't have everything).

aidanjt · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:16 am Post subject: