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 Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:55 am Post subject: Florida man shoots self in groin with flare gun |
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| Quote: | LEHIGH ACRES, Fla., Feb. 5 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was hospitalized with burn wounds after accidentally shooting himself in the groin with a flare gun.
The Lee County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded to a medical assistance call Sunday in Lehigh Acres and arrived to find Jorge Perez, 23, with multiple burns and lacerations on his genital region, WZVN-TV, Fort Myers, reported Tuesday.
Perez told deputies he had loaded the flare gun and set it down Sunday. He later picked it up and, forgetting he had loaded it, fired it at the ground.
The man said the flare bounced off the floor and struck him in the genitals. |
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/02/05/Man-shoots-self-in-groin-with-flare-gun/UPI-73451360097271/#ixzz2KB6ViYy7
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At least he didn't drink a 12-pack and then try to use it to scare the hiccups out of his buddy.
These things cause horrible burns. It's basically a 12-gauge shotgun shell with a lump of phosphorus in it.
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Since authorities were involved, he should be billed. Stupid tax.
Also, same page... amusing picture to go along with Toddler's unbelievable basketball shots ('cause nobody really cares about the 2yo).
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| BoneKracker wrote: | At least he didn't drink a 12-pack and then try to use it to scare the hiccups out of his buddy.
These things cause horrible burns. It's basically a 12-gauge shotgun shell with a lump of phosphorus in it. |
well... grandpa killed a soviet soldier with a flare gun once....
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Best not to talk about that on OTW.
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You worry too much. He did say his grandfather killed once, didn't he?
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe it was an accident. Like Poland. And France. Etc. |
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Invading bunch of peasants is easy.
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| energyman76b wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | At least he didn't drink a 12-pack and then try to use it to scare the hiccups out of his buddy.
These things cause horrible burns. It's basically a 12-gauge shotgun shell with a lump of phosphorus in it. |
well... grandpa killed a soviet soldier with a flare gun once.... |
As I recall, the German army made lethal rounds that could be put into its flare guns (kind of like a shotgun shell or a small grenade), which is an awesome idea.
There's also a story about a WWI pilot whose guns jammed (or he ran out of ammo or something), and he fired his flare gun at the enemy and miraculously got it inside the plane, forcing it to land.
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| mcgruff wrote: | Best not to talk about that on OTW.
It's not that I'm scared you'll be disliked. I'm scared you might become more popular. |
Why would anyone change their opinion based on something his grandfather had accomplished? Makes no sense.
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| But it's funny... no? |
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| pjp wrote: | Since authorities were involved, he should be billed. Stupid tax.
Also, same page... amusing picture to go along with Toddler's unbelievable basketball shots ('cause nobody really cares about the 2yo). |
they had the kid on the today show which exposed the parents as fucktards. that youtube video is edited so hard. the kid went 0 for 10+ on fucking easy ass shots IRL. |
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They got a free trip to New York, though. You'd think the Today crew would be smart enough to see if he can really do it before wasting airtime on it looking like asses. 
Reminds me of the guy who reported his kid was in the run-away balloon, and how the media went apeshit about it.
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| mcgruff wrote: | | But it's funny... no? |
Oh, OK, sure.
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Funny how?
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love Pesci in that movie.
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Fuckin' Shine Box
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Great scene.
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