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Krookednek
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lunchboxes are cool, and so are cups, but I want my gentoo boxers, and I want them now!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My girlfriend suggested Gentoo Prophylactics... I didn't know what to say... for a whole day... 8O
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Can O' Beans
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would those come with customizable "USE" flags?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
My girlfriend suggested Gentoo Prophylactics... I didn't know what to say... for a whole day...
Would those come with customizable "USE" flags?

I like the Gentoo Prophylactics, with sizes based on CFLAG optimizations...
Os for the under-average man, O2 for the average, O3 for the xtra large...
then, things like --fommit-frame-pointer, funroll-loops, etc...could be ribbed...
oh my god, I can't believe I just spent an entire thread talking about condoms...jeezus. :oops:
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Can O' Beans
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh heh, true...


but think about it, "funroll-loops" sure sounds fun... ;)


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KiTaSuMbA
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can O' Beans wrote:
Heh heh, true...


but think about it, "funroll-loops" sure sounds fun... ;)


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OMG! :lol: :lol: :lol:
/me banging his head on the desk...
Would USE="ssl" increase the safety? And this is definately NOT a system to enable "sudoers"... :P
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading a thread like this tends to make me think that I've been online too long and that I should go to sleep. However, I just woke up. This is a conundrum. Perhaps I need some breakfast.

The strangeness of the internet once again amazes me.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm...the jokes go on and on....
chmod o+x mycondom
USE="me"
etc etc etc.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, now don't forget this one:

The Unix Guru's View of Sex
unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

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Toni

ps: http://sqzm14.ust.hk/sexman
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of a sig quote I've seen...

Does a file get embarassed when it gets unzipped?
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