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Krookednek
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Lunchboxes are cool, and so are cups, but I want my gentoo boxers, and I want them now!!!!
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frippz
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Location: Malmö, Sweden
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My girlfriend suggested Gentoo Prophylactics... I didn't know what to say... for a whole day...  |
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Can O' Beans
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Would those come with customizable "USE" flags?
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| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:08 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | My girlfriend suggested Gentoo Prophylactics... I didn't know what to say... for a whole day...
Would those come with customizable "USE" flags? |
I like the Gentoo Prophylactics, with sizes based on CFLAG optimizations...
Os for the under-average man, O2 for the average, O3 for the xtra large...
then, things like --fommit-frame-pointer, funroll-loops, etc...could be ribbed...
oh my god, I can't believe I just spent an entire thread talking about condoms...jeezus.  |
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Can O' Beans
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Heh heh, true...
but think about it, "funroll-loops" sure sounds fun... 
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KiTaSuMbA
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Joined: 28 Jun 2002
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Location: Naples Italy
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| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:16 am Post subject: |
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| Can O' Beans wrote: | Heh heh, true...
but think about it, "funroll-loops" sure sounds fun...
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OMG! 
/me banging his head on the desk...
Would USE="ssl" increase the safety? And this is definately NOT a system to enable "sudoers"... 
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masseya
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Joined: 17 Apr 2002
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Location: Raleigh, NC
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Reading a thread like this tends to make me think that I've been online too long and that I should go to sleep. However, I just woke up. This is a conundrum. Perhaps I need some breakfast.
The strangeness of the internet once again amazes me.
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Apprentice
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hmm...the jokes go on and on....
chmod o+x mycondom
USE="me"
etc etc etc. |
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culturevulture
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Joined: 03 Jan 2003
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Well, now don't forget this one:
The Unix Guru's View of Sex
unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Toni
ps: http://sqzm14.ust.hk/sexman |
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Can O' Beans
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Reminds me of a sig quote I've seen...
Does a file get embarassed when it gets unzipped? |
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