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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 1:02 am    Post subject: Story By Post Reply with quote

(Limit one sentence)

Once upon a time there lived a...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...marmalade cat, who always dreamed of growing up to be a hockey superstar.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One day, while crossing the street, he got run over by a truck.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be continued...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Later at St. Joseph Veternary Hospital...beep...beep...beep... Nurse: "Oh doctor, will he live?!" ...beep...beep...beep...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twas fairly short :( Or is it :)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Docter: "It's gonna take experimental surgery, but I think he'll pull through" when all of a sudden...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the FBI arrived and framed the Doctor, because he was selling kidneys...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kidneys, which were found to come from the children who worked in the sweatshops of a famous celebrity.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Upon interviewing the children and making a few phone calls, the marmalade cat was able to determine that Wayne Gretsky was the culprit and renounced his hopes and dreams of being a hockey player so he could..
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give a full body check to people who use run-on sentences...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(wonders when there will be sexy young nurses in this story)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and then some sexy young nursers decided to start a hockey team just to help the poor marmelade cat...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the Frostbite Falls Sexy Nurses went all the way to the Stanley Cup finals only to...
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lose. But never the less they...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

managed to get a freeway named after Wayne Gretzky so that everyone would always remember how to correctly spell his name.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But they spelled it wrong in all the highway, because the nurses were not that bright...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The following morning, on the front page of the local newspaper, the headlines read: "Highway 99 renamed to Waine Gretzky Highway"
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That evening Daive Letterman wept for the insanity of it all while blubbering nothing but run-on sentences about his own failure to have a highway named after himself.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

David became silent, staring directly at the camera as he walked toward it (as he tends to do); his nose nearly touching the lens, the audience realized it was a joke.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suddenly there was a short circuit in the camera and it blew up in David's face
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suffering from severe facial lacerations, Dave is rushed to the hospital and gets a marmalade cat for a roomate.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and came up with his most famous top 10 list ever: "Top 10 things you can do with a marmalade cat and a face full of glass"

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which prompted many people to claim that Jay Leno is far funnier than Letterman
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then, Letterman was fired, the marmelade cat recovered and got his own show, which was called....
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