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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:46 am    Post subject: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

EGYPTIAN CLERIC: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AUTHORIZES 'ANAL JIHAD' FOR LONELY TERRORISTS

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An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So they're gonna scream "Anal hu akbar" now?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My better half is Jewish, could that be considered anal jihad? :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anal Jihad

It almost deserves a T-shirt.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

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EGYPTIAN CLERIC: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AUTHORIZES 'ANAL JIHAD' FOR LONELY TERRORISTS

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An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.


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given that anal jihad is actually consensual, I prefer they do that than any other kind of jihad.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:50 pm    Post subject: Re: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

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Muso wrote:
EGYPTIAN CLERIC: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD AUTHORIZES 'ANAL JIHAD' FOR LONELY TERRORISTS

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An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.


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given that anal jihad is actually consensual, I prefer they do that than any other kind of jihad.


Oh, I agree completely. I just wish they'd stop hanging other "anal jihadists" for doing unsanctioned anal jihad.

"Come over here Ali, and bugger me silly so we can go and hang the homosexuals in the name of Allah!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Anal Jihad

It almost deserves a T-shirt.


Sounds like a metal band for some reason
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't they just have an overdose jihad
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Can't they just have an overdose jihad


I have a fever and the only prescription is more jihad.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: [RoP] Anal Jihad Reply with quote

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Oh, I agree completely. I just wish they'd stop hanging other "anal jihadists" for doing unsanctioned anal jihad.

"Come over here Ali, and bugger me silly so we can go and hang the homosexuals in the name of Allah!"
The devil's in the sanctioning :twisted:

If you can't stand the hypocrisy, get out of the (re|reli)gion.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

John-Boy wrote:
Bones McCracker wrote:
Anal Jihad

It almost deserves a T-shirt.


Sounds like a metal band for some reason

Sounds like a project for the fraternity pledges during hell week.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One way ticket please.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is another fatwa permitting sodomy for the purposes of stretching out the anus and rectum 'so it can be stuffed full of explosives'.
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One al-Qaeda cleric, named Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, had suggested jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.”

Asiri and probably also others wanted to apply this new innovative Jihad technique. However, in order to insert a bomb through anus, the willing Jihadis needed to be sodomized repeatedly over a period of time to make their anus wide enough for the bomb to go in. One Jihadi, probably Asiri himself, asked an al-Qaeda cleric: “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

‘Yes’ was the answer of the cleric, as he declared the following fatwa (see the video for original in Arabic). He said, although sodomy is forbidden in Islam,
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…jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
There is another fatwa permitting sodomy for the purposes of stretching out the anus and rectum 'so it can be stuffed full of explosives'.
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One al-Qaeda cleric, named Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, had suggested jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.”

Asiri and probably also others wanted to apply this new innovative Jihad technique. However, in order to insert a bomb through anus, the willing Jihadis needed to be sodomized repeatedly over a period of time to make their anus wide enough for the bomb to go in. One Jihadi, probably Asiri himself, asked an al-Qaeda cleric: “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

‘Yes’ was the answer of the cleric, as he declared the following fatwa (see the video for original in Arabic). He said, although sodomy is forbidden in Islam,
Quote:
…jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Islam : Homosexual sex punished by death, unless using homosexual sex in an effort to kill a bunch of random innocent people. In the latter case, it's a ticket to heaven!

Love = bad. Murder = good.

Completely fuct ideology.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you think the mods would let me change my nick to "Ass Jihad"?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bones McCracker wrote:
There is another fatwa permitting sodomy for the purposes of stretching out the anus and rectum 'so it can be stuffed full of explosives'.
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One al-Qaeda cleric, named Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, had suggested jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus.”

Asiri and probably also others wanted to apply this new innovative Jihad technique. However, in order to insert a bomb through anus, the willing Jihadis needed to be sodomized repeatedly over a period of time to make their anus wide enough for the bomb to go in. One Jihadi, probably Asiri himself, asked an al-Qaeda cleric: “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

‘Yes’ was the answer of the cleric, as he declared the following fatwa (see the video for original in Arabic). He said, although sodomy is forbidden in Islam,
Quote:
…jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Islam : Homosexual sex punished by death, unless using homosexual sex in an effort to kill a bunch of random innocent people. In the latter case, it's a ticket to heaven!

Love = bad. Murder = good.

Completely fuct ideology.

There is no love like christian/jewish/muslim love bringing McDonalds/Democracy/Sharia/God! :D
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bones McCracker wrote:
Do you think the mods would let me change my nick to "Ass Jihad"?
they probably would. I wouldn't go around advertising that as your handle though as some jihadist who is having reservations over finding someone might take it as a calling card
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