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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:49 am    Post subject: Tips on Living Reply with quote

I'll start, but I'm actually hoping to learn something here.

Protip: Put on a clean pair of socks halfway through the day; it will make you feel like a new man.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do whatever you feel like. Because you're doing it for yourself.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put on a clean pair of undies every day. Remember to remove the last pair or you will not be able to get your jeans on by the end of the week.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry, really.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:37 am    Post subject: Re: Tips on Living Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
I'll start, but I'm actually hoping to learn something here.

Protip: Put on a clean pair of socks halfway through the day; it will make you feel like a new man.


Upgrade to 100% viscose socks made from bamboo fibres, I swear your footwear will never microclimate again. Serious. Shit's incredible.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: Tips on Living Reply with quote

Havin_it wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
I'll start, but I'm actually hoping to learn something here.

Protip: Put on a clean pair of socks halfway through the day; it will make you feel like a new man.


Upgrade to 100% viscose socks made from bamboo fibres, I swear your footwear will never microclimate again. Serious. Shit's incredible.

The bamboo bed linen is pretty awesome too.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't wear cotton outdoors.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are there any pandas in here? Goddam black and white bamboo bores.

What is the point of a vegetarian bear anyway? Don't see many vegan tigers do you: "ooh I'm a big tiger but I only eat flowers". Pussies.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Are there any pandas in here? Goddam black and white bamboo bores.

What is the point of a vegetarian bear anyway? Don't see many vegan tigers do you: "ooh I'm a big tiger but I only eat flowers". Pussies.

Fuck knows.

Bamboo is a really good building, linen and clothing material however. No pandashit.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.thedevilbear.com/?p=36
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't eat yellow snow.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't jump from perfectly good aeroplanes.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Put LEDs in your home to have a snob feeling of superiority over those who don't have them.
2. If you decide to go with just one firearm, make it a mid-length AR-15 from the Palmetto State Armory.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
1. Put LEDs in your home to have a snob feeling of superiority over those who don't have them.
2. If you decide to go with just one firearm, make it a mid-length AR-15 from the Palmetto State Armory.


why buying a toy gun if you can get a real one?
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wswartzendruber wrote:
1. Put LEDs in your home to have a snob feeling of superiority over those who don't have them.
2. If you decide to go with just one firearm, make it a mid-length AR-15 from the Palmetto State Armory.


why buying a toy gun if you can get a real one?

Okay, I'll play along. What is your idea of a real gun? You better say something intelligent like "the G36." If you say something retarded like "the AK-47," I'm going to lose my mind.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AK47.

A real gun.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have had two threads to demonstrate a basic understanding of weapon systems. Both times you have failed miserably, to the point where I couldn't be bothered to respond.

energyman76b has military experience. Seeing that he is a worthy foe, I await his answer.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:

Touched a raw nerve, did I?
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chances are, everything you need to know has already been communicated. Exhibit A.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, here's another one..

Never take a picture of a woman without her makeup on, no matter how cute you think she looks after stepping out of the shower.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or else what?
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or else what?

She says: "Who are you?" and calls the police.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wswartzendruber wrote:
energyman76b wrote:
wswartzendruber wrote:
1. Put LEDs in your home to have a snob feeling of superiority over those who don't have them.
2. If you decide to go with just one firearm, make it a mid-length AR-15 from the Palmetto State Armory.


why buying a toy gun if you can get a real one?

Okay, I'll play along. What is your idea of a real gun? You better say something intelligent like "the G36." If you say something retarded like "the AK-47," I'm going to lose my mind.


something that does not use a toy calibre. So the G36 is out.
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Libertardian denial of reality is wholly unimpressive and unconvincing, and simply serves to demonstrate what a bunch of delusional fools they all are.

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notageek wrote:
Or else what?


with makeup:
http://wackymania.com/image/2010/10/most-beatiful-women/most-beatiful-women-08.jpg

without makeup:
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120520174061/f4w/images/d/dc/111007_ugly_woman_shirt.jpg
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Libertardian denial of reality is wholly unimpressive and unconvincing, and simply serves to demonstrate what a bunch of delusional fools they all are.

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're exaggerating.
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