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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:52 pm    Post subject: Jew In A Bag Reply with quote

Crazier than a Jew in a bag :?:

Orthodox Jew Flies In Plane Covered In Huge Plastic Bag, Possibly To Avoid Cemetery Flyover (PHOTO)
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like Jew In A Box? Maybe Jew in a box could explain this strange behavior.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old School wrote:
Like Jew In A Box?
Yes :D
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jew idiot.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A 1930s artist once tried Jew in a camp.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, because plastic now defies god. As long as you are wrapped in plastic you cannot be defiled, cannot become impure. Sure makes me think of the Naked Gun sex scene with the full-body condoms. I mean, if they wear the same plastic bag that keeps them from becoming impure while flying over cemeteries can't they also do sexual acts that would otherwise typically cause impurity?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also a plastic bag is not hermetically sealed, dem koodies will still get in
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Microorganisms living inside a body disagree with the concept of sealing oneself into a bag for "purity".
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The low pressure environment of air travel always makes me want to fart. Maybe that guy doesn't like to share.

If the plastic was sealed he would die in a short space of time, I don't have the knowledge to be accurate but I am sure his air would rapidly become carbon dioxide rich and toxic. Unless he only dons the Glad Wrap prophylactic when the dot on the virtual map hovers over consecrated ground.

What annoys me is that there are laws apparently in the US which allow idiots to practice their mumbo jumbo lunacy and yet if I find them humorous in a pitying way I would be accused of threatening those same laws. I guess I can't blame people stretching the definition of free speech and religion when they have a persecution complex to begin with.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They got no scyents. They should be wearing clothes-pins on their nose to prevent exposure to female pheromones. They cause more real temptation than anything (especially right around ovulation time, booya!).
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