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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:53 am    Post subject: Man hospitalized with 20-inch eel stuck in ass Reply with quote

Saw it in a porn movie, seemed like a good idea...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Correction. Apparently, the eel ate through the wall of his colon and was squirming around way up inside his abdominal cavity.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there are things only japanese women should do. Because they have the colons made of carbon enforced ceramics.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just think of the drama that ensued, after he stuck it in there and it latched onto the side of his intestine and then started eating its way through. That would be epic to capture on film, especially in Chinese.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't the thing died? I don't expect to find healhy conditions to survive under intestine.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Didn't the thing died? I don't expect to find healhy conditions to survive under intestine.


eels are very hardy creates and difficult to kill. Lack of oxygen? No problem for a sucker that goes over dry earth if it does not like its current location. They can live without water or oxygen and go on for a long time. Oh, and they are diggers... digging through warm, wet intestines? Not a problem. Not a problem at all.

Anglers use a special instrument to kill them.

Oh and cutting of their head doesn't make them stop. At least for a while.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They can even change sex. If there are too many males or females around; some of them morph into whatever there's a shortage of.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does it look like the alien eel in Prometheus? I would not like one of them up my fundamental orifice thanks. Makes my eyes water thinking about it.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch that hurts...talk about "full of it"
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