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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:48 am    Post subject: South African crocodiles 'in mass escape' Reply with quote

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21178793
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would suck.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like a fairly solid b-movie plot, of a movie probably called "Crocodile" with Christian Slater as the hero, with many straight to DVD sequels with Charlie Sheen as the hero (or some other drugged out actor).
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol:

First, there would have to simultaneously be some kind of chemical or biological accident that makes the crocodiles develop telepathic communication and a hive-mind of rapidly growing intelligence and malicious intent. To make this socially relevant (i.e., to appeal to the lemmings), this could be the fault of evil corporations, the stupid military, and three-toothed rednecks.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BoneKracker wrote:
:lol:

First, there would have to simultaneously be some kind of chemical or biological accident that makes the crocodiles develop telepathic communication and a hive-mind of rapidly growing intelligence and malicious intent. To make this socially relevant (i.e., to appeal to the lemmings), this could be the fault of evil corporations, the stupid military, and three-toothed rednecks.

Plus it has to look like it was recorded on an iPhone by someoen with delirium tremens with a fab CDC top secret codepage before the main movie.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I gotta ask.... wtf are they farming crocodiles for?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I gotta ask.... wtf are they farming crocodiles for?

Shoes. Purses. Jackets. Pants. Meat. Teeth. Tourism.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
BoneKracker wrote:
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First, there would have to simultaneously be some kind of chemical or biological accident that makes the crocodiles develop telepathic communication and a hive-mind of rapidly growing intelligence and malicious intent. To make this socially relevant (i.e., to appeal to the lemmings), this could be the fault of evil corporations, the stupid military, and three-toothed rednecks.

Plus it has to look like it was recorded on an iPhone by someoen with delirium tremens with a fab CDC top secret codepage before the main movie.

And they have to go through the woods at night with cheap night vision gear and say "What the fuck was that!?" a lot.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This would make a really good movie. I'd watch.

Also, I'd make them zombie crocodiles.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When somebody gets bitten, they start turning into a crocodile. And it turns out the crocodiles are the dormant reproductive stage of a race of intelligent, hive-minded dinosaurs that's been waiting, in dumb, slow-moving crocodilian form, for the Earth to warm back up, which humans have now stupidly done for them. 8O

Their reinvigorated form is raptor-like, and they love to go racing through the woods, chasing down ignorant, three-toothed rednecks who don't believe in evolution or global warming, and whose guns and bibles are no help!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sikpuppy wrote:
Shoes. Purses. Jackets. Pants. Meat. Teeth.

So, complete waste of time and resources...

sikpuppy wrote:
Tourism.

Sounds like a darwin award waiting to happen.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aidanjt wrote:
sikpuppy wrote:
Shoes. Purses. Jackets. Pants. Meat. Teeth.

So, complete waste of time and resources...

sikpuppy wrote:
Tourism.

Sounds like a darwin award waiting to happen.

Funny you should say that, they have crocodile parks in Darwin.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many of those places (alligator farms here) do have some asshattery like some guy sticking his head between their jaws. Occasionally there's an accident.
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