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notageek
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So, we're posting facebook links now?
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Prenj
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| notageek wrote: | | So, we're posting facebook links now? |
Does posting facebook links go same way as eating cows in India?  |
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energyman76b
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well, it depends. Nautical miles? Northern German Mile? Southern German Mile? Geograpical Mile? Scottish Mile? English Mile? Croatian Mile? Russian Mile?
And which of those Miles per hour?
You see... traveling 80 nautical miles at 80 croatian miles per hour is a lot different from 80 Northern German Mile at Southern German Mile per hour.
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Prenj
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| Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:41 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde effect or failure of education? |
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well, it depends. Nautical miles? Northern German Mile? Southern German Mile? Geograpical Mile? Scottish Mile? English Mile? Croatian Mile? Russian Mile?
And which of those Miles per hour?
You see... traveling 80 nautical miles at 80 croatian miles per hour is a lot different from 80 Northern German Mile at Southern German Mile per hour. |
Shit, I haven't thought of that, you're right!  |
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notageek
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| Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:45 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde effect or failure of education? |
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well, it depends. Nautical miles? Northern German Mile? Southern German Mile? Geograpical Mile? Scottish Mile? English Mile? Croatian Mile? Russian Mile?
And which of those Miles per hour?
You see... traveling 80 nautical miles at 80 croatian miles per hour is a lot different from 80 Northern German Mile at Southern German Mile per hour. |
Yeah, she's single now. Go ahead, she's on facebook.
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notageek
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| Prenj wrote: | | notageek wrote: | | So, we're posting facebook links now? |
Does posting facebook links go same way as eating cows in India? |
I didn't know you could do that. That's all.
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Prenj
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| notageek wrote: | | Prenj wrote: | | notageek wrote: | | So, we're posting facebook links now? |
Does posting facebook links go same way as eating cows in India? |
I didn't know you could do that. That's all. |
It's not hard at all! |
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gabrielg
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| Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:28 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde effect or failure of education? |
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I know that what the guy expected was "1 hour" as an answer, but that's not correct according to one of the theories of relativity (can't remember which one). I mean, let's give the girl the benefit of the doubt... perhaps she was calculating very complex integrals without a piece of paper to write them on  |
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energyman76b
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| Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:29 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde effect or failure of education? |
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| notageek wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: |
well, it depends. Nautical miles? Northern German Mile? Southern German Mile? Geograpical Mile? Scottish Mile? English Mile? Croatian Mile? Russian Mile?
And which of those Miles per hour?
You see... traveling 80 nautical miles at 80 croatian miles per hour is a lot different from 80 Northern German Mile at Southern German Mile per hour. |
Yeah, she's single now. Go ahead, she's on facebook. |
nah, thank you, but american women are too high maintenance. All those industrial solvents to remove the make up. And those food expenses. Also health care is way to expensive.
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Libertardian denial of reality is wholly unimpressive and unconvincing, and simply serves to demonstrate what a bunch of delusional fools they all are.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:27 pm Post subject: Re: Blonde effect or failure of education? |
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| energyman76b wrote: | | notageek wrote: | | energyman76b wrote: |
well, it depends. Nautical miles? Northern German Mile? Southern German Mile? Geograpical Mile? Scottish Mile? English Mile? Croatian Mile? Russian Mile?
And which of those Miles per hour?
You see... traveling 80 nautical miles at 80 croatian miles per hour is a lot different from 80 Northern German Mile at Southern German Mile per hour. |
Yeah, she's single now. Go ahead, she's on facebook. |
nah, thank you, but american women are too high maintenance. All those industrial solvents to remove the make up. And those food expenses. Also health care is way to expensive. |
Also, she's not that attractive.
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| notageek wrote: | | So, we're posting facebook links now? |
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Sad.
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Sad. |
Facebook wants a secret code. I don't have the secret code. |
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| pjp wrote: | | notageek wrote: | | So, we're posting facebook links now? |
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Failbook. Posting Failbook links jeopardizes everyone's privacy and dignity and should be a bannable offense.
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Prenj
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| BoneKracker wrote: | | pjp wrote: | | notageek wrote: | | So, we're posting facebook links now? |
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Failbook. Posting Failbook links jeopardizes everyone's privacy and dignity and should be a bannable offense. |
Just ban me then, it's as good reason as any. Then you can all sit in peace and indulge into cultural fantasy of left vs right and other nonsense, without me messing things up.
So sensitive. "jeopardizes everyone's privacy". Of all things bad for humanity promoted on these boards, Facebook is your #1 enemy? Fucking hipsters. |
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pjp
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| Prenj wrote: | | So sensitive. "jeopardizes everyone's privacy". Of all things bad for humanity promoted on these boards, Facebook is your #1 enemy? Fucking hipsters. |
I think it is more dangerous than a prank "hack my IP" with an FBI address, and pretty much anything else I've seen here (I obviously haven't seen everything). But it certainly isn't worthy of a ban (I'm hoping that was supposed to be "funny"). Although ostracizing would seem appropriate :P
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BoneKracker
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| Prenj wrote: | | BoneKracker wrote: | | pjp wrote: | | notageek wrote: | | So, we're posting facebook links now? |
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Failbook. Posting Failbook links jeopardizes everyone's privacy and dignity and should be a bannable offense. |
Just ban me then, it's as good reason as any. Then you can all sit in peace and indulge into cultural fantasy of left vs right and other nonsense, without me messing things up.
So sensitive. "jeopardizes everyone's privacy". Of all things bad for humanity promoted on these boards, Facebook is your #1 enemy? Fucking hipsters. |
Admit it; you're the facebook-using hipser! 
Do you walk around in public, thumbs all a-clickity, posturbating in public to your hundred or so "friends"?
(Remember you were present when I, BoneKracker, here coined the neologism, "posturbating".)
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A famous American ventriloquist-comedian was touring Europe and was having great success, until he reached Scandinavia.
He was doing his act in a resort in Sweden, reached the part where his dummy told a series of "dumb blonde" jokes (which he thought would be particularly funny there), when a blonde woman stood up in the crowd and started angrily hectoring him.
"Who do you think you are, to come here and ridicule blonde women?!! Don't you know you are contributing to stereotypes that have very real consequences in terms of public perceptions and discrimination throughout society and in the work place!! What are you, some kind of Neanderthal? Don't you know this is the twenty-first century? Your male Chauvinism and misogynistic racism is not welcome here!! Go back to America where your backward mentality is the norm, you pig!!"
So the ventriloquist immediately begins to apologize profusely, explaining that it's only comedy and not meant to offend anyone, when the blonde cuts him off, shouting and pointing, "You stay out of this; I'm talking that little shit on your lap!!"
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notageek
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Old joke. Heard it a million times.
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