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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:39 am    Post subject: The Impending End of the World Thread Reply with quote

December 21 will mark the completion of the 13th Mayan B'ak'tun, where we go from Mayan long date "Alautun 0, K'inchiltun 0, Kalabtun 0, Piktun 0, B'ak'tun 12 K'atun 19 Tun 19 Winal 17 K'in 19" to Mayan long date "B'ak'tun 13" (i.e, going from '0.0.0.0.12.19.19.17.19' to '0.0.0.0.13.0.0.0.0'). It also coincides with the Great Galactic Alignment, prophesied by many to bring about floods, earthquakes, droughts, famine, pestilence, war, and the possible end of Humanity.

So, do you believe it's going to happen, and what are you doing to prepare? Are you stockpiling any food, water, or ammunition? If you have any computing software which only goes up to B'ak'tun 12, what remediation and risk mitigation programs are you undertaking?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the recent increase in quakes isn't related to fracking. 8O
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Maybe the recent increase in quakes isn't related to fracking. 8O

Well some Imans have said that it's the fracking homosexuals causing the Earthquakes, plus all the fracking women drivers and the fracking adulterers don't help much.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:48 am    Post subject: Re: The Impending End of the World Thread Reply with quote

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December 21 the completion of the 13th Mayan B'ak'tun, where we go from Mayan long date "Alautun 0, K'inchiltun 0, Kalabtun 0, Piktun 0, B'ak'tun 12 K'atun 19 Tun 19 Winal 17 K'in 19" to Mayan long date "B'ak'tun 13" (i.e, going from '0.0.0.0.12.19.19.17.19' to '0.0.0.0.13.0.0.0.0'). It also coincides with the Great Galactic Alignment, prophesied by many to bring about floods, earthquakes, droughts, famine, pestilence, war, and the possible end of Humanity.

So, do you believe it's going to happen, and what are you doing to prepare? Are you stockpiling any food, water, or ammunition? If you have any computing software which only goes up to B'ak'tun 12, what remediation and risk mitigation programs are you undertaking?

It's raining already here, so I believe it is going to happen, to prepare I have cleaned the rainwater drainage around my house ....
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

December 21 is long way off. I can't be bothered now.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OTWers be aware ! On December the 22nd you'll start understanding my contributions !
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fear, it'll be too late by then.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll get a refund on all my gifts then.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel fine.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:41 pm    Post subject: Re: The Impending End of the World Thread Reply with quote

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or ammunition?


I have a plastic fork. That's all I'm about allowed to use for defence.

Also we have had a lot of rain over here (UK)
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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OTWlable babble babble wah wah babble. Babble babble humma, babble babble wah wah!

I understand you already.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What exactly is meant by the end of the world? Is it meant literally, like the whole thing blinks out of existence? Or does it just mean life as we know it ends and a new era begins? Like a zombie apocalypse or something.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What exactly is meant by the end of the world? Is it meant literally, like the whole thing blinks out of existence? Or does it just mean life as we know it ends and a new era begins? Like a zombie apocalypse or something.


according to the creators of that calender nothing happens at all. Just the start of a new 'epoche'*. But seeing you double posting is certain sign for deeper running changes...


*lacking a better word to call a fucking big amount of time.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You really want to know?

The end of the world means, there is no Breaking Bad finalé.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I understand you already.

Stop showing off BK!
Had you understood, that Grace would have a perceptible and permanent impact on your contributions.
From what we can read...
It's... well... hmmm... at least not permanent !
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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aCOSwt wrote:
OTWlable babble babble wah wah babble. Babble babble humma, babble babble wah wah!

I understand you already.
Apparently it DOES spread through English!

RUN!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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dmitchell wrote:
What exactly is meant by the end of the world? Is it meant literally, like the whole thing blinks out of existence? Or does it just mean life as we know it ends and a new era begins? Like a zombie apocalypse or something.


according to the creators of that calender nothing happens at all. Just the start of a new 'epoche'*. But seeing you double posting is certain sign for deeper running changes...


*lacking a better word to call a fucking big amount of time.

The word is "B'ak'tun". We start a new B'ak'tun (if there's anything left after the magnetic poles reverse and stop oscillating, that is).
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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energyman76b wrote:
dmitchell wrote:
What exactly is meant by the end of the world? Is it meant literally, like the whole thing blinks out of existence? Or does it just mean life as we know it ends and a new era begins? Like a zombie apocalypse or something.


according to the creators of that calender nothing happens at all. Just the start of a new 'epoche'*. But seeing you double posting is certain sign for deeper running changes...


*lacking a better word to call a fucking big amount of time.

The word is "B'ak'tun". We start a new B'ak'tun (if there's anything left after the magnetic poles reverse and stop oscillating, that is).


apart from some confused birds, the poles reversal shouldn't be a problem at all.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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BoneKracker wrote:
energyman76b wrote:
dmitchell wrote:
What exactly is meant by the end of the world? Is it meant literally, like the whole thing blinks out of existence? Or does it just mean life as we know it ends and a new era begins? Like a zombie apocalypse or something.


according to the creators of that calender nothing happens at all. Just the start of a new 'epoche'*. But seeing you double posting is certain sign for deeper running changes...


*lacking a better word to call a fucking big amount of time.

The word is "B'ak'tun". We start a new B'ak'tun (if there's anything left after the magnetic poles reverse and stop oscillating, that is).


apart from some confused birds, the poles reversal shouldn't be a problem at all.

Actually, the most recent modeling shows it would temporarily perturb the normal convective flow within the planet's mantle, which is likely to cause widespread tectonic activity (i.e., earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcanism). There's a whole thread buried in here somewhere discussing this.

(Although, there's no real reason to believe a Galactic alignment event will cause a magnetic pole reversal. We have no idea what causes them, and they happen at apparently random intervals.)
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

me just need some strong magnets to keep it aligned!

I just got me to 1.4T magnets. Fun to play with.... it only hurts a bit when they snap together with your hand between them....
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, perhaps we should all order some super magnets and keep them aligned so if there's anything disturbing the earth's magnetic field it'll have a hint where to point when it is calm again :D.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Impending absence of talking about Mayan calendar. (Link)
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool, the end of the world is the only thing that will append only one time. 8)
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Notify me once the world has ended.
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Americans be aware! On Dec. 21st Satan will come to claim your soul!


I am sorry but no. I have to work on the 21st, so I have no time to de-soul the USA. I do appreciate your desperate tries to increase ostricht weapon exports. Thumps up. People like you make sure that evil is a growing business.
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