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ichbinsisyphos
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| A dude is rolling a large stone up a hill and whenever he reaches the peak the stone rolls down again. Again and again, no matter how often he tries. It's like a curse or something. The dude is me. |
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marens
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Tickle
| Quote: | | Mr. Tickle's story begins with him in bed and making himself breakfast without getting up because of his "extraordinarily long arms". He then decides that it is a tickling sort of day and so goes around town tickling people - a teacher, a policeman, a greengrocer, a station guard, a doctor, a butcher and a postman. The book ends with a warning that Mr. Tickle could be lurking around your doorway, waiting to tickle you. |
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BoneKracker
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Grigori Rasputin had a notoriously prodigious penis; so do I.
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energyman76b
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your cock fell off and you keep it in a glas? strange reason to use Rasputin as an avatar.
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Satan's got perfectly toned abs and rocks a c-cup. |
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pjp
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In Canada, I hear they add alcohol and call it a Sour Cocktail.
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| marens wrote: | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Tickle
| Quote: | | Mr. Tickle's story begins with him in bed and making himself breakfast without getting up because of his "extraordinarily long arms". He then decides that it is a tickling sort of day and so goes around town tickling people - a teacher, a policeman, a greengrocer, a station guard, a doctor, a butcher and a postman. The book ends with a warning that Mr. Tickle could be lurking around your doorway, waiting to tickle you. |
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It should end with a warning the Mr. Tickle is in the registered sex offender database. 
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geforce
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| I have no idea why I choose this. I liek carz. I guess. I prefer motorcycles nowadays.. |
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bogamol
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| <== He just looks so happy that I wanted to share his apparent joy with the Gentoo community. |
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John-Boy
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| marens wrote: | | and so goes around town tickling people - a teacher, a policeman, a greengrocer, a station guard, a doctor, a butcher and a postman. |
You can get arrested for that.
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Boris27
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I think llamas are pretty cool. They spit on people and doesn't afraid of anything.
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John R. Graham
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Build progress picture of my kit plane, currently match drilling stiffeners for the rudder skin. Build has been stalled by other real life issues but I hope to have a new avatar over the Christmas holidays. 
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Hendekagram. I like Therion.
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| QBasic Gorillas, the first game I really remember playing as a kid |
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genstorm
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long-time exposure of my good old water expansion tank window, integrated in the top of my good old lianli case. long-gone...
Hm, I'd rather have thought OTW would come up with something like 'explain the avatar of your pre-poster'.
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Wagner. For the bicentenary.
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| genstorm wrote: | long-time exposure of my good old water expansion tank window, integrated in the top of my good old lianli case. long-gone...
Hm, I'd rather have thought OTW would come up with something like 'explain the avatar of your pre-poster'. |
Looks more like sperm cells arriving at one of Rosie O'Donnell's ovaries, changing their mind, and fleeing.
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It's Art Carney as Henry Corwin from Night of the Meek (Twilight Zone episode #47, season 2)
Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_of_the_Meek
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| doubleagent wrote: | | It's Art Carney as Henry Corwin from Night of the Meek (Twilight Zone episode #47, season 2) |
"The original narration, on December 23, 1960, ended with the words, "and a Merry Christmas, to each and all", but that phrase was deleted in the 1980s after it was deemed politically incorrect." Big Brother Claus.
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One of my mixers here at Def Dragon Studio, with an Alesis Ion above it and a dragon painted on the wall. I pushed in all the solo and mute buttons on the mixer, which is nonsensical in practice, but it makes a pretty glow in the dark.
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