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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you feel left out when you hear such stories I have found a perfect way to emulate Americunt intelligence:

1. Take your Glock and shot yourself in the head in a roughly horizontal line, so that entry and exit wound are just a bit above the ears.
2. Next, ask a good friend to blow your head out like an egg for easter.
3. To get the last brain residue out I have found that acetone and cotton swabs work pretty well. This part is crucial, otherwise your IQ will stay above 0!
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profit. Enjoy your Americunt conversations. "Constitution, Nancy Pelosi!" "Very well put, I agree completely!"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ichbinsisyphos wrote:
If you feel left out when you hear such stories I have found a perfect way to emulate Americunt intelligence
Please refrain from trying to cause trouble.

Split from US Congress and... Drunken Sailors
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