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ichbinsisyphos
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If you feel left out when you hear such stories I have found a perfect way to emulate Americunt intelligence:
1. Take your Glock and shot yourself in the head in a roughly horizontal line, so that entry and exit wound are just a bit above the ears.
2. Next, ask a good friend to blow your head out like an egg for easter.
3. To get the last brain residue out I have found that acetone and cotton swabs work pretty well. This part is crucial, otherwise your IQ will stay above 0!
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profit. Enjoy your Americunt conversations. "Constitution, Nancy Pelosi!" "Very well put, I agree completely!" |
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pjp
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| ichbinsisyphos wrote: | | If you feel left out when you hear such stories I have found a perfect way to emulate Americunt intelligence |
Please refrain from trying to cause trouble.
Split from US Congress and... Drunken Sailors
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